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What the fuck? Why do I have to do this whole gang war thing all over again? I don't feel like doing that at all if I'm not allowed to mow any of them down with my harrier. This makes no sense. All this stuff should be small patatoes for CJ at this point.

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Personally, I used the M4. Besides that, I didn't bother getting more than 2 territories the first time I was in LS because I've discovered a pattern in GTA. If you have a 3 or more places that you can visit, odds are that the first "chapter" will end with you being run out of the first area either for good or for a while. I thought to myself "Why would I go for every territory now when I'll just lose it all soon anyway?" This paid off imensely for me as now that I'm at endgame, I have taken over all but 3 territories (Balla ones right up by Vinewood. Can't be bothered to make the journey there at the moment...) and still actually enjoy the gang wars. One of the most satisfying moments in that game for me so far has come when I ran the last of the Vagos out of LS for good. I hadn't even taken a single Balla territory yet, I was working methodically. The last Vago died and I was filled with a great sense of accomplishment. Something along the lines of "One down, one to go."

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RC Plane Mission, my old nemesis... you made me stop playing San Andreas entirely.

STUPID SUPPLY LINES.

I think the biggest problem is that, when you do this mission, the controls for flight are not entirely clear.

I went back and did it on the second re-try (my first re-try I crashed into Zero's building and ran out of fuel before I could get enough altitude).

Stupid stupid stupid mission. :deranged:

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This was posted at Planet GTA.com

How long do you give it before the big media swarm blaims Rockstar for the mod?

Given that the media doesn't even do any research on a game before blaming it for violence, I really doubt that they even know what a mod is.

EDIT: Umm..was that media comment a joke or did you already know that this was happening?

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At least Bush's wife doesn't have any ambition at all.

No she doesn't have to. Because the guy is a PUPPET!

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Judging from GameSpot's description of the minigame, I'd be hesitant to call it "porn"...

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Well, I haven't played the minigame, but I'd be wary of confusing "nudity" with "porn"

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Didn't God of war have a mini-game in which you had sex, and you saw the women's breasts? and that part was available without even a mod. How come nobody got offended by it?

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Didn't God of war have a mini-game in which you had sex, and you saw the women's breasts? and that part was available without even a mod. How come nobody got offended by it?

Because this is Grand Theft Auto. Who has heard of God of War that wasn't a gamer?

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Didn't God of war have a mini-game in which you had sex, and you saw the women's breasts?

There was no sex minigame in God of War when I played through it. There were two cutscenes which had exposed breasts in them, but no sexual activity on view-- only implied by two topless women sleeping in the same bed as Kratos, the protagonist.

Just for the record.

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There was no sex minigame in God of War when I played through it. There were two cutscenes which had exposed breasts in them, but no sexual activity on view-- only implied by two topless women sleeping in the same bed as Kratos, the protagonist.

Just for the record.

There is a sex mini-game. You know how you start off the level on the boat with the topless women? Well jump on top of the bed and press the circle button (which always activates the button pressing minigames). The game zooms in on a vase next to the table and you have to press the buttons that appear on screen, the more buttons you get right, the more the table shakes, and eventually the vase falls off the table and you get those red orb things as a reward.

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Hahaha!!! DAMN. How did I miss that?

Well, in any case, a broken vase is a far cry from the content of Hot Coffee.

Man that's funny to me.

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How often was that mini-game played one-handed? I wonder if the patented Revolution Controller will be able to keep stats on such matters...

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Well it really doesn't show anything, just a table shaking. It's just as suggestive as the car shaking when you pick up prostitutes in GTA.

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Y'know what? To hell with it. Thus far, I haven't cared about Hot Coffee, but I'm off to download it just to see what all the fucking fuss is about. Oh, and Clinton, I'm 17, so go cry your fuckin eyes out over my delinquency. This install is for you, you nazi bitch.

Please note: The above probably sounds more mean-spirited than it actually is. Except for the part about hating Clinton. A-yup.

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OK, just played with hot coffee. That was it? That's what all this shit has been about? I'm thoroughly dissappointed...

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