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frankly if i were chris being called "mr. remo" would be enough to make me uncomfortable

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This reminded me suddenly that I have Nick Breckon on my contacts lists on Skype for god knows what reason. Sometimes I see him log on and think about sending him an extremely painful greeting, or maybe somehow sending him another sabotaged stuffed animal.

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Wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity for the 'Mr. Remo is my father' line?

 

Mr. Remo is my father. Please, call me Donkey Kong.

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Tbh the existence of this thread makes me feel a little uncomfortable.

Seconded

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This reminds me of the time I was at the Molyjam and my friend offered me $10 to touch Chirs Remo's hair. I turned it down but he has made it clear that the offer still stands if I happen to find myself, for example, behind him on a bus.

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Tbh the existence of this thread makes me feel a little uncomfortable.

 

I feel like between this thread and the busted thread thread (i.e. the "Making Nick Breckon Uncomfortable" thread) both near the top of Idle Banter, we have taken a dark and uncomfortable turn into the creepier side of weirdness. I don't know how I feel about it but I shudder to think of Nick and Chris reading through these threads. At least Jake is safe... for now.

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This reminds me of the time I was at the Molyjam and my friend offered me $10 to touch Chirs Remo's hair. I turned it down but he has made it clear that the offer still stands if I happen to find myself, for example, behind him on a bus.

 

I will do this for $10 please.

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frankly if i were chris being called "mr. remo" would be enough to make me uncomfortable

 

Everything except proper "Lord Chris Remo" is outright insulting.

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I will pay ten dollars for a lock of Jake Rodkin's hair. I already have my Steve, Chris, Nick, and Sean dolls, but I cannot begin my dark work until I have the whole set.

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Important update: I told my friend about this thread and he upped the ante to $30, with another $20 if I get a picture and Chris posts it to twitter. Hairquest 2016 has officially begun.

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I hope Patrick gets his lock of hair. I'm pretty keen to reap the benefits of any thumbs related dark ritual.

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I used to work at the biggest comic shop in Austin a few years back. One day, I was stocking back issues when I heard this very familiar voice--a voice I'd heard on podcasts probably a hundred times at this point--so I look around and lock eyes on this lanky, bearded hipster-lookin' dude.

 

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"Excuse me, are you Nick Suttner?" I ask. He is. He and is girlfriend were in town for the At the Drive-In reunion show and had decided to check out the comic shop where I worked (many people visit from all over the country to see this store--we would often have people making their way back home from San Diego Comicon stop in because they'd been told they should see the store).

 

We chatted for a couple minutes about some stuff and then he handed me his business card and told me to hit him up for cheap Sony-published games. I laughed and he said something like, "I'm serious. No one ever takes advantage of it."

 

Nice guy, that Nick Suttner.

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Important update: I told my friend about this thread and he upped the ante to $30, with another $20 if I get a picture and Chris posts it to twitter. Hairquest 2016 has officially begun.

 

good luck

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Please say "baboo" next time Chris walks past.

 

Done.

 

He continued walking for a bit while he processed what I said, then he laughed.

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Done.

 

He continued walking for a bit while he processed what I said, then he laughed.

It confused the hell out of Jake.

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It confused the hell out of Jake.

Yeah holy shit, sorry about that. I walked for a few seconds and then said, "... why did that guy just say Baboo?" and then Chris actually stopped and figured it out and talked to Jov. I was too far gone, though!

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I think the next step is to just stand there quietly eating Nature Box pea treats and extend the bag to Chris when he walks past.

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