Brannigan Posted December 19, 2013 You can't really argue against that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted December 19, 2013 I think your ur butt is beautiful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osmosisch Posted December 19, 2013 This is the ur-butt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clyde Posted December 19, 2013 I love the Venus of Willendorf; so fertile. You must not be in the UK, I heard they block that shit now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
osmosisch Posted December 19, 2013 My location is actually under my avatar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 19, 2013 That metric is terrible, and you should try to stop using it. What metric isn't? And even so, if a metric is terrible it's no reason to now use it. You simply should not believe in it. I think those young-uns are not better than I am Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apelsin Posted December 21, 2013 In a couple of years, people born in the Distant Future (The Year 2000) will be allowed to drive. That's a great reference. You are great. But yeah, I can really relate to that feeling. I still see people born in the early 90's as the "small kids" even though they're over 20 now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted December 23, 2013 I just realized that if the Thumbs stay on schedule, the next episode will be a Christmas special and the one after that will be a New Year's special. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted December 23, 2013 If the character of Superman was created today, what job would Clark have? I don't think newspaper reporter is plausible anymore. I'm not even sure he'd have a job, maybe he'd just be some guy on Twitter or a blogger. I bet his YouTube channel would be popular. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted December 23, 2013 He'd work for TMZ or some shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 23, 2013 professional douchebag Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted December 23, 2013 He'd work for TMZ or some shit. That's actually what I figured Peter Parker would do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clyde Posted December 23, 2013 I'm at a coffee shop waiting for the men's room to open up so that I can wash my hands. The women's room is free. I totally would go in there to wash my hands, but I would feel uncomfortable for the remaining time in the coffee-shop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted December 23, 2013 Use those video game skills you've been building up over years to surreptitiously strafe into the ladies' room, wash your hands and ninja your way out. This is what you've been training for! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 23, 2013 strafe jump, it's faster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clyde Posted December 23, 2013 I should have picked up a nice wig at the after-halloween sale. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clyde Posted December 24, 2013 I think I'm going with "e" as my default gender-neutral singular pronoun. It sounds better to me than "they", which I typically use for plural. I'm trying to write a story where the main character's gender is not relevant and this has been a constant struggle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 24, 2013 I think I would make a better villain than hero. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ucantalas Posted December 24, 2013 I would make a better minor character than a villain or hero.I'd probably be a quest-giver if life was an MMO. ...maybe just a random NPC."Press B to Jump!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gormongous Posted December 25, 2013 I would make a better minor character than a villain or hero. I'd probably be a quest-giver if life was an MMO. ...maybe just a random NPC. "Press B to Jump!" "There are many guards in the castle." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted December 25, 2013 I'd make a shitty wizard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted December 25, 2013 "Get a silk bag from the graveyard duck to live longer." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
subbes Posted December 25, 2013 I think I'm going with "e" as my default gender-neutral singular pronoun. It sounds better to me than "they", which I typically use for plural. I'm trying to write a story where the main character's gender is not relevant and this has been a constant struggle. A quick browse of Tumblr will reveal upwards of 999 gender-neutral pronouns you can use. Of those pronouns, 998 of them are used by people who are annoying, over-sensitive, crazy or some combination of all three, so have fin finding the correct one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
clyde Posted December 25, 2013 Tyce laid into the coffin they were provided with. Tyce tried to relax, but how could they. Tyce pressed the button. To me, using "they" makes the tone sound more impersonal. I would think that using their name would have the same 3rd-person effect as "they", but it doesn't feel like it does. I suspect that the reason is that I never hear anyone refer to someone else as "they" when they are in the room. Tyce laid into the coffin e was provided with. Tyce tried to relax, but how could e. Tyce pressed the button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites