melmer Posted July 14, 2014 There's only one way this tread could've gone when i started it 3 days ago. Nazis. I should've known Lastest update on OllyxMington: My facebook friend request is still hangin : 0 We may need to change tack, go on more of an offensive. I'm going to send him flowers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted July 14, 2014 I'm a bit disappointed in Olly Moss tbh, seems more and more a bit of a jerk with each passing day he isn't in this thread accepting flowers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabosher Posted July 14, 2014 I was in Winchester earlier this week on the Twelfth Night tour. Goddamnit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibs Posted July 14, 2014 As long as this doesn't end with a video of Mington anon contributor wanking onto a picture of Ollie Moss linked from pornhub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted July 14, 2014 That'll never happen! I live stream all my masturbatory efforts, they're blink and your'll miss them affairs and i don't keep an archive. Super exclusive What am i doing?! I should change the thread title to Self destructing in the pursuit of Olly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted July 14, 2014 Mington's new memoir: Olly Olly Oxen Free: A hide-and-seek game of friendship seeking ends in internet tragedy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grufff Posted July 14, 2014 Why not draw some Firewatch fan art and send it to Olly? That might attract his attention. Maybe see if Jake or Sean can put in a good word for you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted July 14, 2014 I think at this point your chances are 50/50, it's completely balanced. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperBiasedMan Posted July 14, 2014 That'll never happen! I live stream all my masturbatory efforts, they're blink and your'll miss them affairs and i don't keep an archive. Super exclusive What am i doing?! I should change the thread title to Self destructing in the pursuit of Olly Will the stream be exclusive for your kickstarter/patreon backers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted July 14, 2014 I think at this point your chances are 50/50, it's completely balanced. Well yeah. Either you become friends or you don't. Two options. That's just math, right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gormongous Posted July 14, 2014 Maybe see if Jake or Sean can put in a good word for you? Last night I saw Sean reading this thread. Obviously he's part of the problem. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted July 14, 2014 The fucking Idle Thumbs cabal is conspiring against you, Mington. The powers that be are preventing this friendship from blossoming like you know it should. They're holding you back. You'll probably need to kill them all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted July 14, 2014 The cabal must be silenced Send your death threats to questions@idlethumbs.net Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Backadd Posted July 14, 2014 If you really want to become friends with Olly you should try to find his parents on facebook and add them. It's much easier to trust people who are already facebook friends with your dad in my experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gormongous Posted July 14, 2014 If you really want to become friends with Olly you should try to find his parents on facebook and add them. It's much easier to trust people who are already facebook friends with your dad in my experience. I've got one better: make a fake account for a (possibly fictional) sister of Olly, put yourself in a relationship with her, and then introduce yourself to Olly as his future brother-in-law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted July 14, 2014 That's incest in law. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted July 15, 2014 If you really want to become friends with Olly you should try to find his parents on facebook and add them. It's much easier to trust people who are already facebook friends with your dad in my experience. Professional stalkers hate this one weird trick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted July 16, 2014 The controversial stalking pill doctors are raving about! Am I doing this right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spenny Posted July 16, 2014 Mington started stalking Olly Moss and you'll never believe what happened next. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted July 16, 2014 8 simple mistakes you are making in the pursuit of life long friendship with Olly Moss Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted July 16, 2014 Mington started stalking Olly Moss and you'll never believe what happened next. Header text: I laughed so hard and then at the end I cried Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted July 16, 2014 Does Olly Moss frequent any pubs or clubs that have a karaoke night? I'll jump on the mic and sing this and our souls will entwine through the power of music. If they don't have this on the karaoke machine i'll just sing call me maybe, should have the same effect Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted July 16, 2014 By the way. Which one is Olly Moss again? Is he the one who likes Netrunner and made that mark of the ninja game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted July 16, 2014 Yes that is 100% infallibly correct. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melmer Posted July 16, 2014 cool, phew that could've been awkward Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
