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Write An Episode Of Idle Thumbs

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I'll start.

 

We begin with a cold open to Jake making some sort of animal noise or funny voice. Sean says something fairly innocuous but is edited out of context.

 

"IIIIIIIIIIIIDLE THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBS....Games, Video Games, Video Games (etc.)"

 

"It's September 19th, 2013, and...."

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Collaborative script-writing!

 

Chris says something tautological as a segue, like that today is today, and asks if anyone has anything they want to talk about. Jake snickers nervously.

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Jack: Hey guys, have you played this game?

Sam: Yes, this game is thumbs up.

Chas: When I play games, I have fun.

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Chris talks about how Spelunky is the only game in existence. Jake says baboo. Then they take a break.

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Chris: "Oh, I know butt."

 

A snickering Jake steadily simmers into a boiling broth under the conversation.

 

Chris breaks the tension with a hamfisted, acknowledging impression of himself, and all three weave in and out of butt jokes, and cursing their own podcast for the next 15 minutes, then apologize to the audience and take a break.

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Nick: "I wasn't gonna say this... but I was playing Far Cry 2 the other day."

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A snickering Jake steadily simmers into a boiling broth under the conversation.

 

Chris breaks the tension with a hamfisted, acknowledging impression of himself, and all three weave in and out of butt jokes, and cursing their own podcast for the next 15 minutes, then apologize to the audience and take a break.

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Nick: "I wasn't gonna say this... but I was playing Far Cry 2 the other day."

 

Everyone: WOOOAAAH OHHOAAAAHH OOOOHHHHHH

 

(I used to love it when that soundbyte was slipped in. It was the best.)

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Nick: But we probably won't need to talk about it.

 

Jake: *fart noise*

 

two-count pause.

 

Chris: Thanks Jake.

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