I Had A Random Thought...

[Badfinger]

If it's fake it's an incredibly long time to wait to spring a joke. 4 years?

[Griddlelol]

It's pretty darn funny even if it is fake. I think the best part is that the...thing...is a celebrity butthole. How does that work?! Do they make a plaster-paris mould of a celebrity's butt? Sounds like a fetish within a fetish. 

[Bjorn]

Yep, they literally make a mold of famous people's genitals, anus, boobs, etc.  I've got a buddy who does body casting (not for sex toys, as art pieces), but it's a pretty straight forward process.  Plaster for big body parts, a less rigid molding material for...sensitive/detail oriented parts. 

 

Celebrity sex toys cost more, but do the same thing, so I don't quite get the attraction to them. 

[SecretAsianMan]

I find myself wondering a lot if some things are for real these days.  Take this Kickstarter for example.  I was convinced it was a joke until it got funded (barely).  I'm still not sure it isn't one.

[jennegatron]

That was actually a kickstarter I helped fund SAM! Janel, Nick's girlfriend, linked to it on twitter because her sister started Nouvella. It was a joke that they would book burn, but it existed to actually just serve as a fundraiser/get their name out there.

[SecretAsianMan]

That makes me feel a lot better.

[Griddlelol]

Yep, they literally make a mold of famous people's genitals, anus, boobs, etc.  I've got a buddy who does body casting (not for sex toys, as art pieces), but it's a pretty straight forward process.  Plaster for big body parts, a less rigid molding material for...sensitive/detail oriented parts. 

 

Celebrity sex toys cost more, but do the same thing, so I don't quite get the attraction to them. 

 

That's crazy! I guess it's so the sex toy user can pretend they're sexing the celebrity, although without the face/body an anonymous anus could be anyone's if you imagine hard enough. Do famous people dildos exist too? 

[Zeusthecat]

That's crazy! I guess it's so the sex toy user can pretend they're sexing the celebrity, although without the face/body an anonymous anus could be anyone's if you imagine hard enough. Do famous people dildos exist too? 

 

Those two words go together so beautifully. I think I might shed a tear.

[Bjorn]

Do famous people dildos exist too? 

 

Yep!  Big name porn stars count on merchandising their famous bits as part of their income.  I don't know that the dildos are as big of a seller though.  I suspect it's because women generally watch less porn (because they are rarely the target audience, so porn generally caters to the male sensibilities/eye), and are thus less likely to give a shit about a famous porn stars famous bits. 

 

 

Those two words go together so beautifully. I think I might shed a tear.

 

Now I really want to know if there's an Anus Anonymous for people trying to give up butt sex (there probably is and it's probably terribly motivated). 

[Zeusthecat]

Now I really want to know if there's an Anus Anonymous for people trying to give up butt sex (there probably is and it's probably terribly motivated). 

 

Now I think conversion therapy is a terrible terrible thing and everyone should just accept and love everyone else. But(t), if there was an actual place that did conversion therapy that had the balls to call themselves "Anus Anonymous", I just, I might have to let that one pass. 

[Merus]

(random fact: the founder of conversion therapy is deeply sorry and advocates for LGBT acceptance in the evangelical Christian community, which is hazardous because they're basically a cult built around hating the gays, abortions, libruls and climate scientists)

[Griddlelol]

I was thinking more along the lines of non-porn celebrities. A google search suggests they don't exist. However...mouths do. They look fucking weird! They even have ribbed sections to mimic the trachea. 

 

Ok I think I'm done with this. I can get anuses, vaginas and penises, but mouth tubes just freak me out, it's the least erotic thing I can imagine.

 

 

Oh god I'm in tears:

 

this MILF vagina features her signature Cougar texture

[Professor Video Games]

I wanna hear more about the people they use for the non-celebrity molds.

[SecretAsianMan]

Question to anyone who works in an office setting: do you have a toothbrush that you use at the office?  I see a number of people here with toothbrushes and toothpaste in the bathroom (usually after lunch).  It honestly never occurred to me before to do that but I'm starting to think that I should now that I'm drinking coffee more often.  I'm not a fan of coffee to begin with and the lingering after taste is really unpleasant to me.

[SecretAsianMan]

Second random thought: It bugs me when people leave time on the microwave after they're done using it.  Those 17 remaining seconds are useless to me.  Either leave your food in for the time you entered or hit clear when you're done.  Is that really so hard?

[dium]

Question to anyone who works in an office setting: do you have a toothbrush that you use at the office?  I see a number of people here with toothbrushes and toothpaste in the bathroom (usually after lunch).  It honestly never occurred to me before to do that but I'm starting to think that I should now that I'm drinking coffee more often.  I'm not a fan of coffee to begin with and the lingering after taste is really unpleasant to me.

 

Yes. Almost more important to me is dental floss; I cannot abide pieces of lunch in my teeth in the afternoon.

[SecretAsianMan]

Floss I'm totally on board with.  I keep a bag of those floss picks at my desk and am constantly using one.

[Griddlelol]

I have toothbrush at work, but I use it if I forget to brush my teeth at home if I'm in a rush.

[Twig]

I once heard that brushing your teeth too often is harmful for your teeth. That sounds reasonable. I was then later told that the max you should brush is twice a day - morning and night, which is what I've done for as long as I can remember. That seems less reasonable. Shouldn't brushing after every meal be fine? Maybe not every snack, that's ridiculous, but certainly every meal?

 

This post brought to you by Twig's ignorance.

[Bjorn]

If you brush too hard, you can wear down the enamel on your teeth, I have that problem even brushing twice a day. 

 

SAM, if you're going to take up regular coffee drinking, I do suggest either brushing, or at least rinsing your mouth with a bit of water after each cup.  I'm a very heavy coffee drinker, and have to get my teeth cleaned at least twice a year because of it.  I also seem to have teeth that are prone to staining, the lady drinks just as much coffee as I do, and doesn't have near the issue.

[Twig]

Isn't everybody supposed to go in for a cleaning twice a year?

 

Or by cleaning do you mean whitening?

[Badfinger]

The only person I've seen brush their teeth at work was a VP of sales. I think it could be a useful tool if you're putting your chompers in front of clients or other people you have to meet with.

 

Leaving time on a microwave bothers me intensely. I would go as far as to say I hate it but I can't adequately explain why. It really irritates me, though.

 

Similarly, people putting things on my chair. DON'T PUT THINGS ON MY CHAIR. Fucking seriously, people would walk past my inbox with a giant arrow pointing to it that says inbox to put things on my chair. Then they'd claim they didn't know I had an inbox. Cool, we've been working together two years. Even on my keyboard or whatever is fine. It makes me so mad, and I don't feel like it's an unreasonable request.

[jennegatron]

I drink soda pop instead of coffee and will keep a toothbrush & toothpaste at my desk in case my mouth feels too gross.

[SecretAsianMan]

SAM, if you're going to take up regular coffee drinking, I do suggest either brushing, or at least rinsing your mouth with a bit of water after each cup.  I'm a very heavy coffee drinker, and have to get my teeth cleaned at least twice a year because of it.  I also seem to have teeth that are prone to staining, the lady drinks just as much coffee as I do, and doesn't have near the issue.

 

I don't know that I'd call it regular.  I never have more than one cup a day (unless I'm working a particularly long day) and I dislike coffee enough that I'd never drink it beyond needing caffeine.  I don't drink it every day, just the mornings that I feel particularly tired.  Those mornings are becoming more and more frequent though.  I do at least rinse out with water.

 

 

Leaving time on a microwave bothers me intensely. I would go as far as to say I hate it but I can't adequately explain why. It really irritates me, though.

 

Similarly, people putting things on my chair. DON'T PUT THINGS ON MY CHAIR. Fucking seriously, people would walk past my inbox with a giant arrow pointing to it that says inbox to put things on my chair. Then they'd claim they didn't know I had an inbox. Cool, we've been working together two years. Even on my keyboard or whatever is fine. It makes me so mad, and I don't feel like it's an unreasonable request.

 

What bothers me about the microwave thing is that it's completely inconsiderate of the person after you.  It's especially bad if there's people standing around waiting and you just take your food and walk away.  Why don't you just spit in my face while you're at it!

 

Putting things on the chair doesn't bother me though.  It's standard practice around here.  Makes sure they see it.

[undermind9]

Left over time on the microwave is infuriating, I thought I was the only one. Going into the kitchen after the shop crew has eaten each microwave has anywhere from 1 - 180 seconds left.  I don't understand how someone puts in a dish to the microwave to 5 minutes...and then just pulls it out when they think it is done.  Use the timer, let it expire, and add additional time in small increments if still not warm enough.

 

Although, maybe I am the monster because I prefer my food re-heated luke-warm.

 

 

 

I dont even want to get riled up thinking about how dirty & inconsiderate people in this office are after using the microwave.  Soup thats bubbled over, cheese gets melted and cooked down to the glass, burnt popcorn, the whole gamut of suck.

 

As to in-office tooth brushing I bought a massive container of "wisps" from Woot one time as a planned desk & car disposable toothbrush solution.  At the time I was very fond of a local hotdog place and the peppers & onions would make me intolerable.  I didnt like the little dollop of paste and my wife uses from time to time - now i just am intolerable after food; no one should be that close anyways.