Merry fucking Christmas

[Salka]

Spaff's in hospital getting his fucking appendix out and I have a flu so bad that I can't even walk right now. A fitting finale to the worst fucking year of my life.

It can probably only get better from here. Merry Christmas!

[miffy495]

Awww... He's such a trooper.

Happy Christmas, Yuf. I'd say something encouraging, but that shit always sounds so phony. You have a point though, shit has to get better sometime. Hope you get some super shiny stuff under the tree this year to cheer you up.

[Nappi]

Happy holidays everybody!

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Yea.. It's always darkest before the whatever..

[ysbreker]

aw great :/

Better get well soon, Spaff.

And hang in there Yufster!

[elmuerte]

yeah, merry whatever-mas

[Salka]

Everyone is getting the urge to photoshop pictures of Spaff right now. Here's one that another friend prepared earlier:

If you need more base material, here's a photo of Spaff in a wheelchair:

PS I love you Spaff ¬¬

[Salka]

Awww... He's such a trooper.

Happy Christmas, Yuf. I'd say something encouraging, but that shit always sounds so phony. You have a point though, shit has to get better sometime. Hope you get some super shiny stuff under the tree this year to cheer you up.

TROOPER! That's the word of the day!

[ThunderPeel2001]

Get well soon, Spaff!

And a Merry fucking Christmas to everyone!

[brkl]

I hope there's a gift-wrapped waiting for you, Yufster!

[Salka]

Me toooooo

[Spaff]

Live from the hospital!! Man thank you Jesus for iPhones, a lifeline to the internet, and crazy old man snore blocker.

This morning i had morphine for breakfast and watched mornin Xmas cartoons whilst high as a fucking kite....

In 2 hours I get operated on, I keep thinking of trauma center..... And house m.d

Help!

[Nappi]

Is there a chance it's lupus?

[Spaff]

Never!

except that one time

Omfg the polar express is on tv, uncannyvalley+ morphine could work! Nurse, stat!

[Salka]

I was reading some medical forum on the internet the other day, probably reading up about appendicitis. And this guy has a huge long post and then at the end wrote,

"I know this because I saw it on House."

[Nachimir]

Get well soon Spaff and Yufster.

On balance, 2008 has sucked balls and I'm sorry to hear about this.

[syntheticgerbil]

No sick.

[Beardy]

[Kenty]

oh man, epic appendix fail

Hope the operation went well and that you recover quickly enough to have an awesome christmas, take care dude

[Roderick]

Good luck in the hospital, Spazz Nightingale!

And merry merries to everyone! /throws snowball

[vimes]

Merry Christmas to you all, the young and the elderly, the healthy and the sick, hoping that everything's going to be better for everybody. Most (all ?) of you I don't know personally, but from what I can tell, you're awesome, so keep it up and have an awesome Christmas.

[miffy495]

Hope you're doing all right now, Spaff. Minus a body part, of course. Pity the rest of us who have to watch Christmas specials while sober. Well, more or less sober. While watching a marathon with the family last night, my mother's boyfriend and I split a mickey of rum across two glasses of nog each. It really helps that stupid John Goodman Frosty thing go down better. Hoping morphine does even more for you.

[brkl]

I'm gonna play Left 4 Dead with my brother and cousin. Beats Christmas specials.

[Jake]

I googled for "appendix" and got this gross medical diagram, and then I zoomed out and it got weird...

[syntheticgerbil]

I don't think that's where that goes, Jake.

[Jake]

Yeah that's true. I don't think the appendix is usually removed in the form of a baby in Santa's lap.