syntheticgerbil Posted May 27, 2014 Okay I just had to understand that picture. Even with the image in full, I still cannot understand what growth is coming out from under Batman's face here. What was he trying to draw? It looks sort of like half of an upper torso. Surely he must have had some sort of plan? It just looks like floating muscle mass as it is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastBaron Posted May 27, 2014 Your knees don't look like that...? Uh oh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastBaron Posted May 27, 2014 Welp, I saw a face in it and now it'll never be the same again. The kneecap is like a nose and above that is an eyebrow and the eye is in shadow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dartmonkey Posted May 27, 2014 Ah. It's a knee. Of course. Not one of these. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gormongous Posted May 27, 2014 Welp, I saw a face in it and now it'll never be the same again. The kneecap is like a nose and above that is an eyebrow and the eye is in shadow. When you see a face in Batman's chest-knee-tumor, you have seven days to live before it comes for you, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted May 27, 2014 Another question is, why does Batman seem to have a row of dorsal plates under his cloak? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin Leego Posted May 27, 2014 Where are his feet? How does he balance on that tree limb? Why is every muscle in his body (and face-knee) in a state of full tension? Batman: The Tetanus Age Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted May 27, 2014 Apparently in that same series, Catwoman became a werecat. OF COURSE! Bats was into the whole vampire/were-creature thing before it was popular. Hipster Batman is too cool for sparkles. That's why he has chest-knee-face tumors. It's the physical embodiment of his future disdain for Twilight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Merus Posted May 28, 2014 Wow, that looks nothing like a cat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted May 28, 2014 This surprises you after tumor-bat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Architecture Posted May 28, 2014 Jesus, it's like he's trying to out-liefeld Rob Liefeld. Looks like the Caped Crusader's run-in with Bane left him with a severe case of scoliosis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted May 28, 2014 This is my favorite Batman thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted May 28, 2014 No, no, no, this went from The Best Thread on Idle Thumbs to the worst. I don't want to see ugly versions of Batman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gormongous Posted May 28, 2014 No, no, no, this went from The Best Thread on Idle Thumbs to the worst. I don't want to see ugly versions of Batman You're the thread creator, you can rename it whatever you want. "Batman: Arkham Ugly" gets my vote. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Professor Video Games Posted May 28, 2014 I would pay money for either of these Filthy Batman costumes to be available in the next game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted May 28, 2014 I seriously want a few DLC missions or something where everything's reskinned to be Batman '66. Just imagine, every time you jump in the reskinned Batmobile: "Atomic batteries to power... turbines to speed..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted May 28, 2014 I seriously want a few DLC missions or something where everything's reskinned to be Batman '66. Just imagine, every time you jump in the reskinned Batmobile: "Atomic batteries to power... turbines to speed..." Also POW, BIFF, ZING, etc. every time you hit a goon. Must also include horn sound effect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bjorn Posted May 28, 2014 Loading screens with the spinning bat symbol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N1njaSquirrel Posted May 29, 2014 This would be the kinda thing that I'd expect in the Lego Batman games. Not that it wouldn't be awesome in Arkham Knight because it totally would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted May 29, 2014 I've wanted a 60s Batman style Arkham game since the first Arkham. Like a full game! Nothing would make me happier. Just give me all that cheese. I want Batman running around with a cartoon style bomb over his head. DO IT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tegan Posted May 29, 2014 I've wanted a 60s Batman style Arkham game since the first Arkham. Yeah, but now DC has an ongoing Batman '66 comic series that they can call it a tie-in to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Architecture Posted May 29, 2014 Dear lord, if they had a Mike Allred Batman '66 skin, I would giggle for days. Days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites