Garple

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stuff like that, but not created by ign.com but by somebody who wouldn't object at all

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Some themes herein have been explored. Apologies.

"This game is on a boat." - Ign.com

"The answer to this game is 42." - Ign.com

"This game will have you teabagging your girlfriend with the joystick." - Ign.com

"After playing this game I woke up in an unfamiliar hotel in a strange land with a list of women's phone numbers in my pocket. One of them was my mom's." - Ign.com

"Mission Accomplished" - Ign.com

"This thread is like the man in the alley from Mulholland Drive." - Ign.com

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It's actually got to the point where we can't make up funny ones faster than they do.

I have a text file with a queue made of some of my favorite made up ones that haven't been posted to the twitter account yet, as well as all of the real ones with links. There are more of the latter; it's like IGN have thrown themselves wholeheartedly into it recently :tfart:

The podcast should have some sort of contest where they ask: "IGN or Not IGN". Maybe just Jake throw random quotes at Chris or something.

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"This game boned your mom. And she said thanks" - Ign.com

"This game is so good... It makes Project Gotham Racing look like a 9" - Ign.com

"This game sent a gang of genocidal racists to rape me, gave me the clap, and stuffed me in a small mailbox. That was Disc 1/10" - Ign.com

"This game is what she said" - Ign.com

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"Forget what you know about Splinter Cell!" - IGN.com

Sadly, that one is real.

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«This game will ass you in the rape» -IGN.com

«This game makes the difference between it's sequel» -IGN.com

«This game makes no sense, but zombies never do» -IGN.com

«Beethoven would've had a hard time playing this rythm game cause the screen doesn't give any clue» -IGN.com

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«This game is awesome but too short to even write a boxquote about it» -IGN.com

«There are games, and then there are games, and it's hard to guess in which category this one is» -IGN.com

«This game is insanely normal» -IGN.com

«There was a time where 2D wasn't enough, now it's 3D's turn» -IGN.com

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«If there's anything that hasn't been said about this game it's that there hasn't been enough controversy around it» -IGN.com

«You know this moment of relief that you feel when you finally scratch your itching ball ? Well, that game feels the same» -IGN.com

«This piece of entretr... entertr... antert... is a very good game !» -IGN.com

«The guys who designed this game don't even know how to sppel» -IGN.com

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«There are games, and then there are games, and it's hard to guess in which category this one is» -IGN.com

Heartily approved!

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«Live and let me play that game» -IGN.com

«This game is the Mario-like Sims of Games» -IGN.com

«Who knows where this game will lead you ? I sure don't but it's not like if I reviewed it» -IGN.com

«This games makes me want to kill yourself» -IGN.com

«This game allows you to suicide your friends» -IGN.com

«My game itches» -IGN.com

«The people who allowed this game to be sold deserve to die but man is it good» -IGN.com

«This game could blow your way» -IGN.com

«This game» -IGN.com

«Don't try to, play it !» -IGN.com

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I will now retire from the bullshit Industry never to be heard again

:oldman:

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Is it soon yet?

It'll be soon when I get around to editing and processing the 1.5gigs of video it made :/

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"It gets shorter and less fun every year" - ign.com @ EA shareholder's meating

Edited by elmuerte

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"This game came with gifts and demos, excellent" - IGN.com

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"This game is pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed its name." - IGN.com

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"This game laid traps for troubadours who got killed before they reached Bombay." - IGN.com

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"In no other game is a sword a ranged weapon!" - (if IGN.com would review Ginormo Sword)

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"Its incredulous flavor will melt and explode your taste buds at the same time sending you into a euphoric daze of overwhelming sense and energy." (IGN.com)

(From my email about guitar hero fruit rolls)

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