OssK Posted May 28, 2009 “@igndotcom is a big fat faker.” –TheRealIGN.com "@TheRealIGN.com I'm not big nor fat, you should gather info before writing something... Talking about your reviews here." "This game is a lie, the cake is a lie and the princess is on another twitter" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted May 28, 2009 “Where does @igndotcom come from..?” –IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted May 29, 2009 "I did not have sexual relations with any booth babes. Maybe next year" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted May 29, 2009 "The publisher was timely with their advertising payments. Would review again. A+++" --IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted May 29, 2009 "The publisher was timely with their advertising payments. Would review again. A+++" --IGN.com Win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted May 31, 2009 "This game will hit you in the head fifteen times!" IGN.com "This game has installed surveillance cameras in your house!" IGN.com "Just, FUCKING...woah." IGN.com "This game will replace your need to masturbate!" IGN.com "This Game is the Anti-Christ!" ChristianScienceMonitor.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted May 31, 2009 "This Game is pleased to meet you!" IGN.com "Think of this game (Dante's Inferno) as Cliff Notes TO THE MOTHERFUCKING MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" IGN.com "This game asks that you please remove your sandals!" IGN.com "A paid subscription is required to play this game!" IGN.com "Just so you know...your mother was a gypsy." IGN.com "This ain't your grandma's sex sim!" IGN.com "This game makes Fallout look like Fall-in...to a pile of shit repeatedly!" IGN.com "Pretty good sound!" IGN.com "Even the idle thumbs guys would unironically call this game visceral!" IGN.com "Women are inappropriate." MuslimExtremism.com "I had sex with your wife, Fred and I'm going to post this review on the front page with this text included, so fuck you. Also, you'd like this game it's badassssss." IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Commodore75 Posted May 31, 2009 "This game made my cat crap out its hairballs." - IGN.com Have they asked us to "not think of the children" yet? I tried reading through the thread, but 19 pages are a lot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted June 1, 2009 "It will [violent metaphor] you," Good work, Insult Swordfighting Blog Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted June 3, 2009 "…although raping a dead orphan is not technically rape…" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted June 3, 2009 “It can and will require a sequel.” –IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted June 3, 2009 "It's even better than the unconfirmed sequel" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted June 3, 2009 Yeah, that's better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted June 3, 2009 "The mark given here reflects what the sequel will be" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted June 3, 2009 This game puts the two asses into creed - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted June 3, 2009 (edited) "I really want to make sure there is a sequel to this game, so I'm giving it 95% and some kind of badge" - IGN.com Edited June 4, 2009 by DanJW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted June 4, 2009 "This game is so awesome Activision is suing to prevent it from being released" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted June 4, 2009 "This game is better than a flash mob handjob" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted June 5, 2009 "This sequel is so similar to the first one that Ubisoft are suing themselves for plagiary" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zomboid Posted June 5, 2009 (edited) "This game will compel your wife to give you a brief, half-hearted blowjob on your next birthday" -IGN.com "The uncanny valley has been fucked to death by this game. Because it has a gigantic fucking dick. Get it???" -IGN.com "This game will give you a back rub - but it will last too long and start to make you feel really uncomfortable" -IGN.com "You: morbidly obese, poor social skills, alone on a Saturday night. Me: the Video game that you were playing. Was it just me, or did we share a moment?" -IGN.com Edited June 5, 2009 by zomboid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted June 6, 2009 “Includes full-motion video!” –IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted June 6, 2009 Hahahaha, FMV. That reminds me of when PCs that had both a sound card and a CD-ROM drive were classed as "multimedia". Oh, the extravagance. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zomboid Posted June 6, 2009 "This ain't your daddy's Hannah Montana game" -IGN.com "Who knew ethnic cleansing could be so damn fun???" -IGN.com "This game will cut you open, fill you full of sleeping pills, sew you back together and then set you on fire." -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted June 6, 2009 "If Hitler was a gamer, this would be the game he'd play all day long" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted June 6, 2009 "If Hitler was a gamer, this would be the game he'd play all day long" - ign.com About the new Wolfenstien ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
