Garple Posted February 5, 2009 I propose we start creating pullquotes of our own, for comedic purposes. For instance: This game will tickle your fun-bone (IGN.com). This game is pwnage and a half! (IGN.com) This game has level design! (IGN.com) If you liked other games on the Xbox 360...this game is like some of them! (IGN.com) Shooting things a lot, totally! (IGN.com) This game will melt its own retail box (IGN.com) This game the opposite of sucks! (IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 5, 2009 "This game will curb stomp your mother!" - IGN.com "This game is so hardcore that its pips are diamonds!" - IGN.com "This game will rape you in half and stuff you through a mailbox!" - IGN.com "Ever wondered what it would be like to stick a gun-mounted chainsaw up an alien's anus? This game is so that!" - IGN.com "This game has exploding faces! 10.0/10!" - IGN.com Amidoingitrite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted February 5, 2009 Amidoingitrite? Absolutely, you are. I nearly rofled upon reading the curb stomp your mother one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted February 5, 2009 I approve of this thread! In particular: This game has level design! (IGN.com) and "This game will rape you in half and stuff you through a mailbox!" - IGN.com are winnars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nonamermcgee Posted February 5, 2009 I loathe IGN and their $50.00 outsourced reviews. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 5, 2009 Every time I read these I imagine them in Remo's "quoting" voice, it's just not the same otherwise. "This game will stuff your sister through a meat grinder and force feed her to wolverines!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted February 5, 2009 "This game [citation needed]!" - IGN.com "This game killed my father!" - IGN.com "This game is actually happening!" - IGN.com "This game will systematically hunt down everything you have ever loved, and then come for you!" - IGN.com "This box will give you a papercut!" -IGN.com "So hardcore, even looking at the logo gave my grandmother a stroke!" - IGN.com How am I doing? n0wak, I can't believe I forgot about the Ikaruga box. Have it myself, and I love that quote. Especially that not just "Frothing demand" is in a larger typeface, but for some reason "increases" is as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 5, 2009 "This game [citation needed]!" - IGN.com"This game will systematically hunt down everything you have ever loved, and then come for you!" - IGN.com lol'd hard at both of these. Jolly good show, Sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SignorSuperdouche Posted February 5, 2009 This game will blow you - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted February 5, 2009 This game will blow you - IGN.com Away? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted February 5, 2009 "Squids are technically not animals." - IGN.com "It's PSP-licking good!" - IGN.com "Would we publish an exclusive review if it didn't blow us away?" - IGN.com "It blew us away to an equal or greater degree than every other game that blew us away within the last few generations." - IGN.com "It will blow you away [provided that the many bugs in this early preview code that I don't feel like reporting are somehow fixed before it goes gold]" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
T-Matt Posted February 5, 2009 DS just got DP'd with awesome -IGN.com If you thought Bubsy was good wait till you see this! -IGN.com This RPG is Really Pretty Good-IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lechimp Posted February 5, 2009 The most realistic graphics since Phantasmagoria! - IGN.com Do you like games? This is one of them! - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 5, 2009 "Forces more polygons out of the box than is physically possible" - IGN.com "This game will absolutely revolutionise all gaming everywhere and LITERALLY wipe out all other forms of entertainment" - IGN.com "X-treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem!"* - IGN.com *I nominate this one for an Idle Thumbs URL, for all you URL-buyers out there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 5, 2009 "This software is a game!" - IGN.com "Now with interactivity!" - IGN.com "This game could crap in your pocket and you would beg for more!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted February 5, 2009 This game will debase you! - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergey Posted February 5, 2009 "Hooooooooraaaay for you!!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 5, 2009 "It's going to be 4D" - Chris Remo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted February 5, 2009 "It'll blow you through a hole." - IGN.com "It'll rape you away." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SignorSuperdouche Posted February 5, 2009 "It looks great if you like how it looks" - Chris Remo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 6, 2009 "I wrote this for ign.com" - Chris Remo "Chris Remo's idle thumbs will be blown into Jake Rodkin's hot scoops." - The Wizard @ notign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 6, 2009 "This will blow you back to where you were previously blown away from" - IGN.com "I give it 9.95 out of 10" - Chris Remo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted February 6, 2009 "So awesome it will make you kick babies in the face" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 6, 2009 "This game is like drop-kicking a midget in the back of the head!" - IGN.com "This game reminds me of something really awesome!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
