Garple

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"This game put it's baseball bat in my third base, I'm never playing a sports game again" -IGN.com

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"Like having sex with magic" -IGN.com

With magic involved or with magic as a person ?

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"Like having sex with magic" -IGN.com

It's good, but I'll raise you:

“Like fucking a wizard.” –IGN.com

Alternatively:

“Like fucking The Wizard.” –IGN.com

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It's good, but I'll raise you:

“Like fucking a wizard.” –IGN.com

Alternatively:

“Like fucking The Wizard.” –IGN.com

AAHAHAHAHAHA

I pictured a Wizard under the full moon who's ass has just been exploded and he's in his blue robe looking at the sky with a little tear screaming The Wizaaaaaaaaaaaard in a crying voice.... I'm laughing my ass out

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One more Idle Thumbs Redux attribution and I promise I'll stop:

“It's the mother-fucking Wizard!” –IGN.com

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"This game sucks, it has bad graphics, bad sound and uninteresting gameplay, I'm giving it a 0" 6/10 - IGN.com

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"Like a The Wizard" - IGN.com

"This new iteration in the series is better than a whole cheese plate of its predecessors" - IGN.com

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"I'm not to durnk to wirte gamse reviewss" - ign.com

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"I once applied for a job with the developer of this game. They turned me down. 4/10" - IGN.com

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"In the kingdom of the blind, the man with this game is king." -IGN.com

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"In the kingdom of the blind, the man with this game is king." -IGN.com

Audiosurf?

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Crap, I fucked that up. I meant the bitgenerations one which has absolutely no visuals and you play with headphones. Soundvoyager. Joke = fail.

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"This game made me pee in my pants three times. 3π/10" - IGN.com

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In the kingdom of kings the one-eyed man is blind.

In the Kingdom of Loathing the HTML man is the game.

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"This game is the reason why HTML5 introduces the <awesome> tag" - ign.com

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