elmuerte Posted July 22, 2009 stuff like that, but not created by ign.com but by somebody who wouldn't object at all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted July 22, 2009 Some themes herein have been explored. Apologies. "This game is on a boat." - Ign.com "The answer to this game is 42." - Ign.com "This game will have you teabagging your girlfriend with the joystick." - Ign.com "After playing this game I woke up in an unfamiliar hotel in a strange land with a list of women's phone numbers in my pocket. One of them was my mom's." - Ign.com "Mission Accomplished" - Ign.com "This thread is like the man in the alley from Mulholland Drive." - Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallout Posted July 22, 2009 It's actually got to the point where we can't make up funny ones faster than they do. I have a text file with a queue made of some of my favorite made up ones that haven't been posted to the twitter account yet, as well as all of the real ones with links. There are more of the latter; it's like IGN have thrown themselves wholeheartedly into it recently The podcast should have some sort of contest where they ask: "IGN or Not IGN". Maybe just Jake throw random quotes at Chris or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted July 22, 2009 Ok, I found a good image to use as background: http://it.will.blow.you.away.igndotcom.info (or simply http://igndotcom.info) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted July 23, 2009 "This game met you in a pub last night. You remember nothing afterwards." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted July 23, 2009 "This game boned your mom. And she said thanks" - Ign.com "This game is so good... It makes Project Gotham Racing look like a 9" - Ign.com "This game sent a gang of genocidal racists to rape me, gave me the clap, and stuffed me in a small mailbox. That was Disc 1/10" - Ign.com "This game is what she said" - Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted July 24, 2009 There's video, soon. Is it soon yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loiosh Posted July 24, 2009 "Forget what you know about Splinter Cell!" - IGN.com Sadly, that one is real. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted July 24, 2009 «This game will ass you in the rape» -IGN.com «This game makes the difference between it's sequel» -IGN.com «This game makes no sense, but zombies never do» -IGN.com «Beethoven would've had a hard time playing this rythm game cause the screen doesn't give any clue» -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted July 24, 2009 «This game is awesome but too short to even write a boxquote about it» -IGN.com «There are games, and then there are games, and it's hard to guess in which category this one is» -IGN.com «This game is insanely normal» -IGN.com «There was a time where 2D wasn't enough, now it's 3D's turn» -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted July 24, 2009 «If there's anything that hasn't been said about this game it's that there hasn't been enough controversy around it» -IGN.com «You know this moment of relief that you feel when you finally scratch your itching ball ? Well, that game feels the same» -IGN.com «This piece of entretr... entertr... antert... is a very good game !» -IGN.com «The guys who designed this game don't even know how to sppel» -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted July 26, 2009 «There are games, and then there are games, and it's hard to guess in which category this one is» -IGN.com Heartily approved! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted July 26, 2009 «Live and let me play that game» -IGN.com «This game is the Mario-like Sims of Games» -IGN.com «Who knows where this game will lead you ? I sure don't but it's not like if I reviewed it» -IGN.com «This games makes me want to kill yourself» -IGN.com «This game allows you to suicide your friends» -IGN.com «My game itches» -IGN.com «The people who allowed this game to be sold deserve to die but man is it good» -IGN.com «This game could blow your way» -IGN.com «This game» -IGN.com «Don't try to, play it !» -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted July 26, 2009 I will now retire from the bullshit Industry never to be heard again Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted July 30, 2009 Is it soon yet? It'll be soon when I get around to editing and processing the 1.5gigs of video it made :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted July 30, 2009 (edited) "It gets shorter and less fun every year" - ign.com @ EA shareholder's meating Edited July 30, 2009 by elmuerte Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted July 30, 2009 Ok, I found a good image to use as background: http://it.will.blow.you.away.igndotcom.info (or simply http://igndotcom.info) Hahah, rad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted July 30, 2009 "This game came with gifts and demos, excellent" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted July 30, 2009 "This game promised to please you. 8.3/10" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted July 30, 2009 "This game is pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed its name." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappi Posted July 30, 2009 "This game laid traps for troubadours who got killed before they reached Bombay." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted July 30, 2009 "In no other game is a sword a ranged weapon!" - (if IGN.com would review Ginormo Sword) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted July 30, 2009 "Credibility is for the weak." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Gonk Posted July 31, 2009 "Its incredulous flavor will melt and explode your taste buds at the same time sending you into a euphoric daze of overwhelming sense and energy." (IGN.com) (From my email about guitar hero fruit rolls) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thyroid Posted August 4, 2009 "[W]hen G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra feature film was announced, naturally I vomited on myself." - IGN.com Another real one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites