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OMG that's terrible...

"Better than taking a leak on a long drinking night." -IGN.com

And you could combine the two for a nice result:

"This game is better than taking a leak in a raped baby" IGN.com

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the secret true name of Amsterdam is Amsteldam, since it was named after the dam on the river Amstel

I'm going to spend the rest of my life waiting for this to turn up in a pub quiz.

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Don't worry, it's well hidden in the depth of the first page of the gaming forum... But it's also embarrassing me so I'd vote for a restricted access to people that can understand the lack of ethic

Edited by OssK

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Yeah, deleting this thread would be like tarmacing Auschwitz -- it's horrible and sad, but we must keep it as a reminder of various shit.

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Up to page three it's awesome, then I revived it for some reason and there came a flood of posts, ultimately destroying it.

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There is no destroying this thread, especially when IGN continues to astound.

From the Madworld Review:

...the game is an instant collector's item and a Wii showpiece, not just for its amazing style, but for its label-busting content.

Label-busting content? You couldn't make this stuff up.

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"This game will make you regret your passtime, whilst also causing you to revel in it like a pig in filth." - IGN.com

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"This game will hold you and tell you everything is going to be OK." -ign.com

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Yeah, deleting this thread would be like tarmacing Auschwitz -- it's horrible and sad, but we must keep it as a reminder of various shit.

Auschwitz: various shit.

"The Renaissance was OK, but this game is where it's really at" - IGN.com

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A friend of mine, who loves his soundbites and big explosions, said that Killzone 2 was 'the most thrilling, immersive recreation of what it is like to be in a war since Call of Duty 4'.

Not in the same league as some of the absurdly brilliant suggestions on this page, though. I had to stop myself from footnoting his spiel with '...ign.com', because he wouldn't have got the reference, or would have taken it as a compliment, or even an agreement.

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"Almost as fun as actual war" - Nevsky's friend

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There is no destroying this thread, especially when IGN continues to astound.

From the Madworld Review:

Label-busting content? You couldn't make this stuff up.

:clap:

Rolling around clutching my side laughing. Holy fucking shit that is incredible.

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This thread will brush your teeth and tuck you in at night, reading you your favorite story. - ign.com

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This thread became so suspect it was closed, but has been re-opened once more, may it offend your mom forevermore. - gamespot IGN.com

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This thread will brush your teeth and tuck you in at night, reading you your favorite story. - ign.com

"... then fuck you while you sleep" - IGN.com

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