gdf Posted February 28, 2009 The only time I've seen a negitive IGN review it was ridiculously wrong as God Hand is awesome. Speaking of which God Hand will rape you through a hole. It's because they're casuals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Berend Jan Posted February 28, 2009 Darn i forgot, IGN is always positive. "It's better than a rainbow in the sky." IGN.COM it's to positive... It would be cool dough that when a game is bad that they put it on the box also. "It really sucks cocks in hell. 1,67/10" -NOTIGN.COM that would be a must buy form me. Only for the box alone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiN Posted March 1, 2009 Actually, Penny Arcade Adventures kinda did that. Their banner ads had quotes from some PA hater on their forums ... let's see if I can dig up some quotes ... Aha! It was actually a Wired commenter, and wired then wrote an article about it. Reading it back, it's quite hilarious. http://blog.wired.com/games/2008/05/penny-arcade-ba.html Berend Jan, I expect you to buy Penny Arcade Adventures now. Mo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 1, 2009 Well done and congratulations Toblix "This game is better than footage of crashes at air shows" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted March 1, 2009 Probably about wiisports 2: "This game will and send you flying off" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted March 1, 2009 "It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACrazyHobo Posted March 1, 2009 "This game will donkey punch your grandma, and crap on your stomach..." -ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted March 1, 2009 Move over Evolution - this game is gonna kick your ass - IGN.com This game does more for physics than splitting the atom - IGN.com America! Fuck Yeah! - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted March 2, 2009 "This is a fucking game, and we'll be damned if you try to tell us otherwise" - IGN.com A couple of actual quotes from their review of "Battle Rage" on Wii: "Worst. Giant robot game. Ever." - IGN.com "This game is one of the worst Wii titles on the system and should be avoided…no [sic] matter how much you love gigantic metallic beasts of awesome." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BooJaka Posted March 2, 2009 "This game is better than your face" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted March 2, 2009 That one might be an accurate one: "This game will make you go to hell" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted March 2, 2009 "This game is one of the worst Wii titles on the system and should be avoided…no [sic] matter how much you love gigantic metallic beasts of awesome." - IGN.com I bet IGN would let them use that as a blurb, only modified: "This game is one of the [...] Wii titles on the system and [...] you love gigantic metallic beasts of awesome." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted March 2, 2009 I bet IGN would let them use that as a blurb, only modified:"This game is one of the [...] Wii titles on the system and [...] you love gigantic metallic beasts of awesome." - IGN.com Sad but true, except it would say: "This game is [...] awesome." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted March 2, 2009 "They really the whole game" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Churchy Posted March 3, 2009 Here's one from the PC Gamer Empire Total War review "I challenge you to play Empire and not be impressed, or even fundamentally changed by the experience." - PC Gamer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted March 4, 2009 "It'll rape you in the rape-stick" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted March 4, 2009 We sure love rape around here. -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted March 4, 2009 "This game will make sweet, sweet love to you. Through a hole!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted March 4, 2009 We sure love rape around here. Yeah, it kind of bothers me how many of them involve the word, but I didn't let that hold me back. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted March 4, 2009 Thread cross-over mode engaged "I am super into rape games." ([email protected]) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 4, 2009 When I was younger "rape" was a very potent term, and the idea of anyone doing it still makes me very angry. It bother's me a bit that it's become such a commonplace and casual part of gaming slang. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Posted March 4, 2009 When I was younger "rape" was a very potent term, and the idea of anyone doing it still makes me very angry. It bother's me a bit that it's become such a commonplace and casual part of gaming slang. What are you, gay or something? THAT WAS A VERY BAD JOKE AND I AM VERY SORRY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SignorSuperdouche Posted March 4, 2009 I also find it somewhat disconcerting, but the usage here is very far removed from the actual act. Is casually saying a game will rape you really any worse than the way we casually commit murder within video games? I think it's all about context really and in this context I don't think a knee jerk response to the word is appropriate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
