Salka Posted July 8, 2005 There's a show on TV right now about bunches of women giving birth. I don't wanna see that. Jesus Christ. Pregnancy isn't magical, and giving birth isn't a miracle. I don't want to see women groaning and moaning while popping a slimey little screaming head out from between her legs. That's sick. Between that, and really strong coffee, I now feel sick. And now the leading lady has been led off for stitches. Stitches? Where could she possibly need stitches? Good lord. Oh god. When are people gonna start admitting that giving birth isn't magical, it's just a job that needs to be done and it's disgusting?!? Also, stop saying "she's so beautiful!" when you pick up your newborn baby. No she's not. She's ugly and bruised and covered in mucas and blood, and her face has just been crushed between your legs. Stop lying. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twilo Posted July 8, 2005 Wow, were you watching that and though "I totally need to tell the internet about that!!!" Way to go, Rambelina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
netmonkey Posted July 8, 2005 Did you lose the remote, Yufster? You can change the channel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted July 8, 2005 Did you lose the remote, Yufster? You can change the channel. But this way she can tell us about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted July 8, 2005 Well my day can officially only get better now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted July 8, 2005 I didn't keep watching the TV show. I'm just talking about childbirth in general. It's fucking disgusting. Like periods. There's no miracle there either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lailoken Posted July 8, 2005 yeah yufster we'll see what you say at the birth of you first child... a lil razputin... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryam BaCo Posted July 8, 2005 babies are supposed to be sweet and nice and fine and perfect to their parents, because otherwise they'll neglect or - even worse - eat them. a natural miracle from animals to humans. or so. dunno. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted July 8, 2005 yeah yufster we'll see what you say at the birth of you first child... a lil razputin... Firstly, I'd rather adopt. Secondly, I'd still think it was ugly as sin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted July 8, 2005 I didn't keep watching the TV show. I'm just talking about childbirth in general. It's fucking disgusting. Like periods. There's no miracle there either. You could say the same thing about sex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted July 8, 2005 You could say the same thing about sex.Please elaborate. Only once have I had a disgusting sexual experience, and even that was a feeling I only got afterwards. No jokes about morning sickness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted July 8, 2005 I don't understand how the same thing could be said of sex. That it's disgusting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted July 8, 2005 < cue the comments about deadworm and Trep taking all threads off-topic to sex > Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingo Chavez Posted July 8, 2005 It can't be worse than those "choose love or money" reality shows. Now that's disgusting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted July 8, 2005 Please elaborate. Only once have I had a disgusting sexual experience, and even that was a feeling I only got afterwards. No jokes about morning sickness. Consider the mechanics. Exchange of bodily fluids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted July 9, 2005 I think that's wonderful and amazing. Giving birth is just spitting some screaming little hungry bastard out from between your legs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted July 9, 2005 What's so amazing about it? It only even exists so that women can spit some screaming little hungry bastard out from between her legs. I mean I guess you're just trying to be deliberately contrary or something, but I don't see how someone couldn't at least understand why people would find the creation of life to be something vaguely impressive... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted July 9, 2005 yeah... that would probabky be for the best.... *shudder* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted July 9, 2005 Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted July 9, 2005 I'm choosing a neutral stance on the topic of babies, but will say that those programs on tv are horrible. My mum always watches them. Glad that I got out of the house two years ago Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted July 9, 2005 Last year my neighbour asked me if I could edit and burn one of his homevideos on DVD. Naive and helpful as I am, I of course helped him out. Well, I think I don't need to explain what I saw when editing that video. I'll never look at the neighbour's wife the same again. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted July 9, 2005 And he didn't tell you what was on it?! Man, that is rude and unthoughtful. Let's just push everyones genitals into people's faces. But hey, it's a birth, so isn't that wonderful? What could be wrong with that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted July 9, 2005 ...I suppose Trep was being sarcastic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted July 9, 2005 Last year my neighbour asked me if I could edit and burn one of his homevideos on DVD. Naive and helpful as I am, I of course helped him out. Well, I think I don't need to explain what I saw when editing that video.I'll never look at the neighbour's wife the same again. --Erwin Look on the bright side... at least he didnt have you burn the birth AND conception.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites