Kingzjester Hate Club

[MrHoatzin]

Every two years or so I post one of these threads, just to see where I stand.

[lailoken]

why would someone hate you???

[MrHoatzin]

How did you manage to post that before I addedd the poll???

[lailoken]

i am wicked fast as lightning

[Erkki]

You better start returning my love-letters you asshat!

[MrHoatzin]

You better start returning my love-letters you asshat!

Aaaaahahahaha.... hahahah.... haaahhh....

[Erkki]

Let's kiss and make up.

[Lechimp]

Yay, I selected all the choices, do I win something?

[Wormsie]

Kingz, don't trust those others who voted for the last option. I'm the only one who REALLY loves you. And maybe Trep.

Will you marry me?

[Twilo]

because he's an ATTENTION-SEEKING asshat.

[MrHoatzin]

because he's an ATTENTION-SEEKING asshat.

I don't really have to seek attention. I am naturally noticed. It is a curse. Never incognito.

[Kolzig]

I vote for the four first.

[Alex]

*phew* that would have so much easier if there was just an 'all of the above' option

[Erwin_Br]

I miss two options from that poll:

1) Because he never adds an 'other' option to a poll

2) Other

--Erwin

[MrChlorophyll]

There needs to be more options with "ass" in them.

I imply nothing.

[Duncan]

I hate you because you spelt 'because' wrong.

[Chris]

I hate you because you spelt 'because' wrong.

Twice!

[MrHoatzin]

I hate you because you spelt 'because' wrong.

Shit. I thought I actually double-checked those becauses. Well, I guess the only thing that remains for me to do now is edit the dictionary so as to render the alternate spelling acceptable...

[Jaero]

I checked the last option. Mr. Kingz was the first (and only) bastard to send me a 'welcome' PM, because he apparently liked me, and he never replied to my reply; which wasn't really a 'love letter', but... he started it. Maybe it was because I started posting more and being cool less.

Forgive me father, I was weakened by Yufster's feminine wiles.

[Wormsie]

Weren't we all?

[Alex]

I checked the last option. Mr. Kingz was the first (and only) bastard to send me a 'welcome' PM, because he apparently liked me, and he never replied to my reply; which wasn't really a 'love letter', but... he started it. Maybe it was because I started posting more and being cool less.

Forgive me father, I was weakened by Yufster's feminine wiles.

He just likes toying with the hearts of the young.

[MrChlorophyll]

Forgive me father, I was weakened by Yufster's feminine wiles.

Weren't we all?

Wait, who?

[BDTM]

I don't really have to seek attention. I am naturally noticed. It is a curse. Never incognito.

Thats true.

[BDTM]

I just remembered why I hate Kingzjester.

In this post that involves me trying to advertise something in Cumbernauld, Kingz told me to go fuck myself, called me a donkey and told me to die. Why is that?

[MrHoatzin]

I just remembered why I hate Kingzjester.

In this post that involves me trying to advertise something in Cumbernauld, Kingz told me to go fuck myself, called me a donkey and told me to die. Why is that?

I only ever wanted to tell you that I love you, it just came out all wrong.

Also, your ads are the least effective ones I've ever seen.