TheLastBaron Posted August 26, 2016 So not to come off as a ketchup apologist, but there's not that many alternatives for burgers. Thousand island isn't any better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 26, 2016 a plain burger is better than a burger with ketchup on it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted August 26, 2016 salad cream burger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dium Posted August 26, 2016 So not to come off as a ketchup apologist, but there's not that many alternatives for burgers. This is an outrageous statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleinhun Posted August 26, 2016 Don't be depressed eat this delicious cake instead Oh my god no. No I will not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
root Posted August 27, 2016 There's an awful lot of talk in this thread of inappropriate condiments on pizza but have you taken a moment to consider that people are replacing bread-based pizza crust with cauliflower? There's like a whole universe of google results for cauliflower pizza. Like if you're that desperate to remove carbs from your diet you could just.. not eat pizza? Instead of sending it to pizza hell?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 27, 2016 I'm not generally amenable to many Healthy Alternatives, because they just sound gross to me (usually a specific vegetable that I know I intensely dislike)... That said, cauliflower crust doesn't sound IMMEDIATELY terrible? I'd try it I guess! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beasteh Posted August 27, 2016 So I have found another delicious use for ketchup: mmm... really want onion rings now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted August 27, 2016 Salad cream would probably feel a little more at home on a cauliflower crust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 27, 2016 "delicious" and "ketchup" are oxymorons Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastBaron Posted August 27, 2016 For the record are we talking about specifically regular Heinz type ketchup here or are we including artisanal catsups as well? Personally I don't like either variety, but when it comes to the mustard game the distinction matters because I hate the normal yellow French's type mustards, but like others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 27, 2016 yo mustard is legit gimme some o that spicy dijon mustard or that sweet delisho honey mustard mmm (reggo heinz yellow mustard is a fuckin waste of a condiment, but is tolerable if i'm desparate) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
root Posted August 28, 2016 Heinz yellow mustard is mostly tumeric and has little, if any actual mustard content. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dium Posted August 28, 2016 I like regular French's/Heinz/Etc. yellow mustards, but then they're mostly just vinegar and I like vinegar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wooben Posted August 29, 2016 ill eat pizza using ketchup in place of pizza sauce as a last resort but i wont add it to a pre-existing perfectly fine pizza sauce base pizza Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted August 29, 2016 I feel about mustard what twig feels about ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cordeos Posted August 29, 2016 I think we all know what this thread is really about, we need to talk about putting ketchup on Soylent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beasteh Posted August 29, 2016 Just leaving this here... (tw: ketchup) http://i.imgur.com/lZafmqs.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheLastBaron Posted August 29, 2016 That just gave me ptsd flashbacks of this shit. All of a sudden I'm realizing how many bad repressed memories I have of ketchup. Like in 2nd grade there was a girl who would use a packet of ketchup on each individual chicken nugget at lunch in the school cafeteria. Why!? It was 20 years ago and I'm still furious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twig Posted August 29, 2016 Is that ketchup on bananas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beasteh Posted August 29, 2016 It's bananas on ketchup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites