How I Nearly Died, and somewhere, a cow roams free along the highways...

[Ryam BaCo]

I'm just glad you and your family are all right. Go have some hot tea and check on your mum, sounds like she needs a good bit of comforting.

yeah. all the best to you and your family.

[Wormsie]

< seriously considers starting an 'Official How Would You Seduce Deadsie Sweetyhunnypies deadworm? Thread' thread >

When one bets on something, but not WITH anyone, to whom should one give the money when one loses?

And who would give one money when one wins?

I think I'll contact the president.

[Salka]

This thread is red hot!

[Wormsie]

Thanks, Deadsie Sweetyhunnypies

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, sorry darling! You do love me, after all.

The next time I see you, I'll give you the $11.

[Salka]

I would just like to add that, had we not avoided the truck, Twilo would be reading the headlines of the Waterford People as something like,

Tragic Deaths in Piltown, 3 Dead

Schoolgirl's last words something like, 'Cork is full of BASTARDS'

[Pappa]

Wow.

I'm glad you're ok.

[Erwin_Br]

Ah, well it's nice to know that we're not the only country with idiot police officers.

And yes, I'm glad you're not dead, too.

--Erwin

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Tragic Deaths in Piltown, 3 Dead

Schoolgirl's last words something like, 'Cork is full of BASTARDS'

Are you sure it's not more along the lines of:

Tragic Deaths in Piltown, 3 Dead

Schoolgirl's last words something like, 'Trep....Trep....I never had the chance to...to shag you....'

[Salka]

HEADLINES

Trep Goes Back In to the Closet.

[MrHoatzin]

So much so that you misspelled a word. Darling.

That is phonetic spelling right there. Hillllarrious. The tongue needs to do a little dance in your mouth: with the first hil it does a little backflip against the palate, with the lar it tumbles down and rolls --- and with the final ious it takes a bow.

[shbazjinkens]

Man, that's good stuff. Especially if the cops had really thick Irish accents. Did you catch any of this on film?

[Chris]

Sounds like a harrowing/hilarious/possibly wacky situation. Glad you're safe, though.

[jokemaster]

Wow, good that you're still alive, and also, good to hear the police are still inept enough not to see through my disguise

[Erwin_Br]

That is phonetic spelling right there. Hillllarrious. The tongue needs to do a little dance in your mouth: with the first hil it does a little backflip against the palate, with the lar it tumbles down and rolls --- and with the final ious it takes a bow.

That only happens when you're trying to converse while being drunk.

--Erwin

[ysbreker]

two things:

1) I'm glad you're safe & sound massaging your chest now.

2) I seriously had to laugh out loud when I read this bit:

“Ah, yes,” Said the Short One finally, “I was just about to ask about that.”

3) didn't get an excuse note to not make your homework? or did I misread soemthing? If they do make you do your homework, then they're just a bunch of loonie cork bastards

well, ok it's 3 things I wanted to say.

[BDTM]

Good to see that you're alright.

[Erkki]

and also, good to hear the police are still inept enough not to see through my disguise

You were disguised as the cow? Are you stalking Yufster?

[Bc9b]

He, I liked it. It's kind of a not funny event, but written well. You got us trough the part pointing out that it was tramatic very well, makeing the punchline funner.

[MrHoatzin]

... yeah. Too bad she can't write an essay worth a shit.

[Salka]

Fuck you, honey.

For your information... yeah, for your information... I've actually nearly finished that.

[MrHoatzin]

Fuck you, honey.

For your information... yeah, for your information... I've actually nearly finished that.

Riiiight. :yep:

[Lindset]

I sat in a car that crashed into a garage once... I ran away before the police came

Good to see that you came out of it (almost) unscathed

You should have filmed it

[OftenK]

... I ran away before the police came

That's the spirit!