brkl Posted March 10, 2009 Oh, god, I can just see that. "With this game, EA has conclusively proved that it truly is in the game." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mawryk Posted March 12, 2009 "Best box-art ever!" - IGN.com "This game is shipped with a box!" - IGN.com "So good, you'll look up 'good' in your thesaurus" -IGN.com "I'm an alcoholic who also writes game reviews" - IGN.com "This game will make all your tentacle-rape fantasies come true!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted March 16, 2009 "This game doesn't fuck around - it crashes to the desktop after 1.06 turns" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted March 16, 2009 "The impressive box art will mark you for life" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted March 16, 2009 Had me thinking about that thread http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1900400 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted March 16, 2009 lol, I want to see that episode Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted March 17, 2009 I found IGN on twitter last night. I was hoping for some ace quotes, but it's been disappointingly bland so far. The best I've seen is: "Exclusive new Metal Gear Solid Touch screens. Awezom. ~Levi" - @IGNcom "Geddes' Resident Evil 5 review is live, unlike the people of Kijuju, who are all dead" - @IGNcom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted March 18, 2009 Was just reading 4 Color Rebellion and came across this: Note the quote on the back. We're not the only ones... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted March 18, 2009 "My cock is much bigger than yours" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted March 20, 2009 "This game will make you cum like a bison" - IGN Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted March 20, 2009 The splash screen of a remarkably blatant Tetris ripoff from a casual portal, currently being sued by The Tetris Company. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 20, 2009 "This game will increase your sperm mobility" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted March 20, 2009 "This game will make your ejaculation like a bubbling fountain" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 20, 2009 "This game is a male enhancement formula that really works" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted March 20, 2009 "Cum like Superman" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 20, 2009 "After playing this, not only do I ejaculate like a king, but I can last longer and satisfy my wife without any extra toys and enhancements" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted March 20, 2009 "Bigger thhing, more satisfaction" - ign.com "Make Her Go Wild in Bed" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted March 20, 2009 What the hell did they put in the pizza at X48? Wait, I think the clue's in the quotes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 20, 2009 "Click here to learn more about the benefits of this gaem" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted March 20, 2009 "Health and Safety prevents me from telling you how good this game is" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted March 20, 2009 "My penis is the only organ suited to expressing how tremendous this game is" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
infovore Posted March 20, 2009 "This game will rip out your rectum and leave it hanging like a little weiner" - IGN.com "This game will blow you like your sister blew me." - IGN.com "This game puts the 'game' in 'awesome motherfucking game'" - IGN.com "This game won't just make you shit the bed, it'll make you shit through your bed into the bed of whoever lives below you." - IGN.com "Away. Blown. Do the math." - IGN.com "Every Gamestop employee will be performing clean-up in aisle three when you see this game" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
infovore Posted March 20, 2009 "There's nothing normal about THIS normal mapping." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SignorSuperdouche Posted March 20, 2009 "As I was playing I farted and little bit of poop came out." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites