The new Lara

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Man, I gotta get Beyond Good and Evil sometime for my xboxy collection...

...yes, I'm getting it because the chick is hot and not because the game is mentioned a lot in this forum.

Bullshit. Admit it, green lips give you a woody.

[JoeX111]

Bullshit. Admit it, green lips give you a woody.

Man, that just gave me a horrible vision of the Jolly Green Giant.

<runs>

[MrChlorophyll]

Jolly Green Giant.

Hhhhhhhawtness.

[General Fuzzy McBitty]

I can't look at the Laura pic. She's too thin... it's fucking unnatural. There's a reason that Paris Hilton is not a freaking action hero.(Though why she' s any kind of public figure is anyones guess.)

[loonyboi]

I can't look at the Laura pic. She's too thin... it's fucking unnatural. There's a reason that Paris Hilton is not a freaking action hero.(Though why she' s any kind of public figure is anyones guess.)

Oh please.

Seriously, she's not THAT bad. I've seen far worse. At least she's shaped like a woman, and not like a ten year old girl. That seriously creeps me out (Japanese RPGs tend to be guilty of this with alarming frequency).

[Tanukitsune]

Just great, now who do I use my "big guns" and "bazookas" puns on now?

She doesn't look skinnier than before, the change doens't look that big anyway, her face already changed a bit in TRAOD...

Jade is one of the few female characters with a "hot, but not a slut" look... I doubt Lara will ever use that look...

[steak-flavored gum]

Just once, I would like to play as a portly middle-aged woman who waddles around the game world smacking things with her handbag and parallel parking in an absurdly sloppy manner.

I'm not the only one with these fantasies, am I? OH GOD

[jp-30]

Game devs should try and make their female characters look more like this;

[steak-flavored gum]

I used to sit there for hours just watching the absolutely hilarious walking animation

[MrHoatzin]

Even after the face comparison I think she doesn't look any more human than the older one did. The stylization is sloppy and uncomfortable. I want to see that chick from Half-Life in a Croftesque role.

[netmonkey]

Game devs should try and make their female characters look more like this;

"This must be that Woodstock place mom and dad are always talking about."

[Tanukitsune]

Game devs should try and make their female characters look more like this;

Hubba hubba!

Alyx always did remind me of Jade.

Yes, she is another of the rare breed of the "hot, but not sluts" game girls...

[Spaff]

she looks a bit like Keira knightly ¬¬¬

[lailoken]

wow! wouldn't she have been way better as the Croft in The Movie? I always thought the idea of doing Indiana Jones type movies with a female lead would have been interesting, but they had to go and do those two shitty movies based on... oh wait... shit!

[Nick]

But Indiana Jones already exists and it's not like it would be better than Indiana Jones.

[JoeX111]

Game devs should try and make their female characters look more like this;

She's way more hot than Lara Croft.

"Are you going to use your.......scalpel?!"

[SiN]

heh, i've been playing DOTT over ... started yesterday, such a great game

"I feel like I can ... Like I can ... Like I can ...

... TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

SiN

[General Fuzzy McBitty]

Oh please.

Seriously, she's not THAT bad. I've seen far worse. At least she's shaped like a woman, and not like a ten year old girl. That seriously creeps me out (Japanese RPGs tend to be guilty of this with alarming frequency).

Her head is bigger then her freaking waist. I keep waiting for her to morph into one of the queens from Aliens.

[b0b]

everyone has somehow omitted to mention her sensational ass

(and the fact that she resembles Keira Knightly)

seriously, it could inspire a man to poetry...

also :

"But you can see those in real life, so what would be the point?"

is very true, and almost a legitimate argument for having lots of zeppelin-breasted gaming ch1x0rs..

almost.

I'm going to play BloodRayne 2 now.

Alone.

[General Fuzzy McBitty]

It's mostly that she has a normal waist and normal shoulders, but in the middle, under the breasts her body is horrid.

[lailoken]

I think Keira Knightly ought to sue them!That is definitely her face!

[Salka]

Jade is an extremely kickass female character that I find easy to connect with. She appeals to male and female alike.

Lara... the new redesign... is still crap. I don't like the style. She has bizarre legs and knees, and a ridiculous waist. Her clothes are pathetic. She is instantly forgettable.

[Alex]

everyone has somehow omitted to mention her sensational ass

That's because it looks like a couple of coconuts fighting in a rubber sack

[netmonkey]

Some people never learn, though:

http://www.gamestop.com/gs/images/102x160/102x160_future.jpg

(I just spotted it from Gamestop while I was browsing...)

[Tanukitsune]

What the deal with this woman? I can only see her face...