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Sentence with a Lie and a Truth

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Pretty simple, post a single sentence composed of a lie and a truth, with a simple game for everyone else trying to guess the lie and the truth apart :)

 

I'll start it off with this.

 

"Once I went to Australia and got hit in the head with a boomerang"

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The lie is 'once', as you are notoriously prone to getting hit by boomerangs while on holidays in Oz.

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The lie is 'once', as you are notoriously prone to getting hit by boomerangs while on holidays in Oz.

 

Kekeke

 

The lie was being in Australia.  I was indeed hit in the back of my head with a thrown boomerang at... I think I was 11?  First year of immigration, my father thought it would be brilliant to buy a boomerang.  Turns out it's fucking dangerous to try to catch one on return.  But no that's not how I got hit.  I was in the backyard of my apartment complex then my cousin threw it at me.  Good thing I just caught myself from getting way too much info.

 

Bless my giant skull.  This thing took a beating that would have taken lives of less fortunate.

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I was born with two dicks.

You were actually created in a lab? With two dicks?

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The only truth in that sentence is "I", everything else is unprovable.

 

You could be a robot, or a collective. We can't prove any of it.

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I shit the bed once, whilst visiting the moon.

 It was a shit powered rocket, requiring a 24/7 stream of shit, no way you were in bed only once.

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