The official How Would You Seduce Yufster? thread!

[jokemaster]

I'll take you up on a peperoni pizza and a video game MP fest.

And if you want, I won't even do any kinky stuff/try to seduce you/make an ass out of myself.

[ptdc]

Pfft, everybody knows hawaiian is the best.

[jokemaster]

Pfft, everybody knows hawaiian is the best.

My pizza place has CANADIAN bacon on HAWAIIAN pizza.

[Wormsie]

What puzzles me most is why anyone would want to seduce Yufster. We have a whole thread full of people here, most of whom want to seduce Yufster!

*pause*

[Erwin_Br]

What puzzles me most is why anyone would want to seduce Yufster. We have a whole thread full of people here, most of whom want to seduce Yufster!

*pause*

Yeah, some even consider cheating.

--Erwin

[MrHoatzin]

What puzzles me most is why anyone would want to seduce Yufster. We have a whole thread full of people here, most of whom want to seduce Yufster!

*pause*

Though Yufster is the epitome of foxiness, I too am freaked out by her universal appeal.

[Twilo]

Four Pages?!?!?!

[Guest]

Dude, she's hot!

And besides, wasn't there a thread dedicated to Kingz being a stud?

I guess this proves that on the male side, the girls wanna seduce Kingz, and on the female side, the guys wanna seduce Yufster.

I think we have established the forum stud and studdess, ladies and gentlemen.

[jokemaster]

Dude, she's hot!

And besides, wasn't there a thread dedicated to Kingz being a stud?

I guess this proves that on the male side, the girls wanna seduce Kingz, and on the female side, the guys wanna seduce Yufster.

I think we have established the forum stud and studdess, ladies and gentlemen.

On the female side guys want to seduce ANYONE who's hot.

[Guest]

Speak for yourself...

*dirty mind takes over*

*becomes harder to resist*

...Noooo, I will not...suc ... cumb...

D'oh!!!!!!!!!!

[jokemaster]

Speak for yourself...

*dirty mind takes over*

*becomes harder to resist*

...Noooo, I will not...suc ... cumb...

D'oh!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats, you are now elgible for the Dirty Minds Club *gives him a card* Remember, the clubis for both guys AND chicks.

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[Salka]

I think we have established the forum stud and studdess, ladies and gentlemen.

You seem to forget Emma and Chris and Spaff and Alia. Although Alia just floats around occasionally. In a competitive environment, I would not stand a chance.

It's only because I offered you false love and prizes that the thread is four pages long.

Weren't both threads started by Treppie?

Four pages?!??

Yeah. Ha ha ha. In your face, you Corkish Bastard! Oh wherever you're from. Where's Dungarvan? Is that in Cork? Fuck you.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

What puzzles me most is why anyone would want to seduce Yufster. We have a whole thread full of people here, most of whom want to seduce Yufster!

Jealous, are we?

Weren't both threads started by Treppie?

Yes. Trep, the token homosexual of Idle Thumbs! Irony rocks.

[Wormsie]

Jealous, are we?

"Terrified" is more like it.

[Erwin_Br]

Four Pages?!?!?!

Aren't you supposed to say anything about a prom? Preferably in caps?

What's that prom business about anyways?

Oh, and did I tell you I once had a dog named Twilo? Hmmm, I'm sure I did... Sorry for bringing that up again. I know how annoying it is when people tend to repeat themselves.

--Erwin

[Wormsie]

Yes. Trep, the token homosexual of Idle Thumbs! Irony rocks.

to·ken

1. Something serving as an indication, proof, or expression of something else; a sign: “Tears are queer tokens of happiness” (Eugene O'Neill). See Synonyms at sign.

2. Something that signifies or evidences authority, validity, or identity: The scepter is a token of regal status.

3. A distinguishing feature or characteristic.

4. One that represents a group, as an employee whose presence is used to deflect from the employer criticism or accusations of discrimination.

5. A keepsake or souvenir.

6. A piece of stamped metal used as a substitute for currency: subway tokens.

What a fascinating word.

[Salka]

Yes. Trep, the token homosexual of Idle Thumbs! Irony rocks.

You know, after this thread, I'm beginning to question your sexuality.

In other news, Idle Thumbers continue to beat this thread to death in an event commonly known as pumping a dry well.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

You know, after this thread, I'm beginning to question your sexuality.

Do you find my ambiguity alluring, my dear?

In other news, Idle Thumbers continue to beat this thread to death in an event commonly known as pumping a dry well.

[recalls that scene in Kill Bill Vol. 1 just before Uma wakes up]

No lube? That's disgusting.

[Chris]

In other news, Idle Thumbers continue to beat this thread to death in an event commonly known as pumping a dry well.

Welcome to the AG/Thumbs community.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

Although with AG it's more a matter of beating a topic to death.

2D vs. 3D, anyone?

[Chris]

Yeah, here we just beat in-jokes and ridiculous sexual innuendos to death.

[Twilo]

Yeah, here we just beat in-jokes and ridiculous sexual innuendos to death.

to death...

AT THE PROM.

Also, Yufster: Dungarvan is in Waterford, you Waterfordish Skank-monkey!

It's where everyone who can't STAND the FACEMELTING TERROR the average Waterford City citizen inspires flee when they can't raise the money to buy a train ticket to CORK because they didn't get their CHRISTMAS BONUS and little BILLY lost his HAND and can't work on the DOCKS this year.

Take that, right up your City Square Shopping Centre!

The Book Centre is cool though.

[Salka]

I nearly got a job at the book centre, serving coffee and chocolates to the wise old gentlefolk that paw and sniff at the books like it's some kind of library or something.

Yeah, well, whatever. I'm from Kilkenny, mostly, anyway. I'm in Ferrybank Abbey, which is on the Kilkenny side of the Rice Bridge. Yeah, that's right. One side of that bridge belongs to Kilkenny, and the other side is Waterford. That's why all the good stuff, like the Adult Dancing Night at ex-Juries Hotel, and GOD, is on our side.

Waterford has Tramore. They were almost going to close that beach because of the dangerous levels of Ecoli in the water...

Why were you trying to buy a train ticket to Cork? Who'd want to go to Cork? What have they got that we don't have? Or are going to get back off them?

P.S. The new library is awesome.

[Twilo]

You're really scraping the bottom of the barrel if you're counting Tramore as a PLUS.

Tune in every morning to the Big Bla!

Waterford has it ALL

Edit: Post #100 in this MIRE of DEPRAVITY

[ptdc]

So, what's up with wexford eh?