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Ok, so I gave in to that stupid celeb look-alike thing. Here is what the internet thinks that a photo taken on my phone of me in my jammies at one in the morning looks like:

 

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Apparently I'm Will Smith when I'm sleepy.

 

Honestly, you do look very much like Will Smith.

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Apparently 32 % of your appearance is mustache.

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I found a picture of myself from 2009 on the internet. I'm the one on the right.

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And thus began the HL3 ARG on the Idle Thumbs forums.

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The four other celebs are different each time but I'm always Dustin Hoffman even when I try to fudge it.

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To quote Eddie Murphy in the classic film Showtime:

 

You wear plaids, like fishermen. That's ugly shit. Wear solids, you look slimmer on camera.

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Hey, I'm just waiting for Toblix to come around and do his weird zoom-in magic again, creeping everybody out.

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Here is a recent photographic representation of my meatspace form (inc. bonus 'Wife' DLC), just to totally disrupt that "thirty-something white guy with a beard" trend... 

 

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I started wearing glasses late last year, after being diagnosed with mild shortsightedness in my left eye after a sudden bout of intense migraines.

 

I guess I should be wearing a monocle really, what?!  :getmecoat

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so... you're a fourty-something unshaven white guy? I foresee a trend within the next ten-something years.

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Well, you don't look twenty-something and your shave-level was not enough to justify a disruption. So you must be forty-something.

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WHO IS THAT WITHERED HUSK OF A MAN, BARELY CLINGING TO LIFE?

 

(Nice to put a face to the voice, Pete.)

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Well, you don't look twenty-something and your shave-level was not enough to justify a disruption. So you must be forty-something.

 

Either I have failed at sarcasm, or you have succeeded at trolling.

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I think he's saying that your shave level constitutes being unshaven. Which I agree with — plenty of hair on those chops!

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Either I have failed at sarcasm, or you have succeeded at trolling.

 

You're saying you're a black woman, right?

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My friend has recently got big into photographing. The other night when i went over it was suddenly sexy photo shoot

 

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and then more normal photo shoot.

 

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I don't like that he photoshops me, but everyone else seems very keen on the idea! We got out the fan for my hair and all.

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Behold, my true self.

 

Click if you dare!

There is no going back!

The tone of my posts will forever change!

Don't do it Gormongous, this is seriously your last chance to back out!

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