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That's hot.

Also as Chuck Jordan points out on Twitter, I wonder what the huge innovation in toilet paper in the 1880's was that they refer to...

According to the font of all knowledge, modern toilet paper was introduced in 1857. Perhaps they were just being very imprecise with their dates. Or it could have been when they started perforating it or making it with two layers or something.

Personally, I long for the days when paper was way too expensive to use for that and people wiped their arses with sponges or leaves or snakes.

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"Being a big guy has its advantages. AND its disadvantages..."

What's the matter, fella? Can't reach your ass?

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I've played with the kind of window suckers they've adapted into the "GetAGrip™", and they are

*, but I can see a lot of frail people hurting themselves as they detach from uneven or wet bathroom surfaces. I kinda hope that company rots.

*

I have not surfed trains with them.

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Time for a musical interlude, methinks:

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Beaten

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Nah, you're not having that for the following reasons:

  1. Doesn't have the pompousness of a complete stage and lighting setup to add gravitas to The Crapness
  2. He doesn't have any band mates to stare at accusingly while they ruin their contributions as well
  3. He knows it's ridiculous and crap
  4. He's not singing his own echoes

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Also, that ukulele-keyboard thing is cool.

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Also, that ukulele-keyboard thing is cool.

Your badge, Sir. In fact, all your badges--NOW!

Anyway... this might be a bit Art-Wank, but I liked it:

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Your badge, Sir. In fact, all your badges--NOW!

I GET RESULTS

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I GET RESULTS

You're a LOOSE CANNON and a GODDAMN LIABILITY TO THIS PRECINCT

To contribute:

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Shadow ! Colossus ! My office, NOW !

Hooray!

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Not sure if the entire Internet has seen this already:

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Mining a few out of my favorites...

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Having watched this video for the fifth time, I realized it might not have been posted on this forum yet. Done.

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If you would like to listen to the full song, please first nominate yourself for participation in your local government's sterilisation programme.

She probably wouldn't like me either, Nihal. :violin:

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This was posted on BoingBoing, so I appreciate everyone's seen it a billion times already--including people not even born yet.

But here it is again anyway:

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I think every movie trailer would be significantly improved with a mumbly, lisping old Japanese man monologue.

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Is it possible to be a crazy cat lady if you only have one cat?

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Yes.

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That sweet! That's the sort of thing that happens when you have too much time on your hands.

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How much memory do you need to render photo-realistic scenery? About 4KB, apparently... :eek:

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