brkl Posted December 24, 2008 Appendix: the douchebag organ. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twmac Posted December 24, 2008 Beardy, that Harold Shipman post is brilliant. Shame no one outside of England is going to get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 25, 2008 THINK 2008 CAN'T GET ANY FUCKING WORSE? Wait, there's more!!! 1. I just developed conjunctivitis on top of my flu! Pus is coming out of my eye faster than I can wash it away! 2. Spaff's appendix removal keeps getting delayed! 3. There was a guy out celebrating Christmas Eve tonight. He has 2 weeks left to live! I already have a job interview scheduled for 2009. I can tell it is going to be an improvement on this shoddy excuse of a year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 25, 2008 dear diary Woke up Christmas morning but couldn't open my eyes. Fumbled my way blindly into the kitchen to try and locate a cloth which I wet under the tap and then attempted to unseal my eyes with. It took a while but eventually I could open them to reveal that I can't see very well now that I'm wielding duel eye infections. I look like a monster - my eyes are swollen and weeping pus. At least now I was able to read the two text messages on my phone. One from spaff, saying that he just had surgery and is in a lot of pain. The other from his mum saying that Christmas is cancelled. But here is what cheered me up this morning Lili was staring at my eyes in a very concerned way for a long time. I think she thinks I have cat flu. Anyway, after staring for a long while she seemed to have an idea, jumped off the bed and disappeared upstairs. A few minutes later she reappeared, leapt up on the bed beside me and dropped her favourite toy by my head then snuggled up beside me for a cuddle :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted December 25, 2008 Man, cats make everything better. Sorry to hear your day actually got worse. Spaff's surgery is over now though, so at least things are starting to clear up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 25, 2008 yeah though I can't visit him unless I hide my eyes from the doctors in the hospital .. Hmmm... Cats do make everything better as does having a big fucking moan about it and feeling sorry for myself for a while. I'm good now though, safe in the knowledge that realistically NOTHING ELSE CAN GO WRONG... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 25, 2008 NOTHING ELSE CAN GO WRONG... Right after that some idiot turned on the LHC, even though they didn't finish the repairs yet, resulting in the creation of a black hole which will soon devour the Earth and everything on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted December 25, 2008 Yeah, but in the whatever-the-crap-happens-after-that, things can only improve... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cigol Posted December 25, 2008 Merry Christmas everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 25, 2008 I had to peel my eyes open with my fingers to see that, but when I did it was definitely worth it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 25, 2008 now we need a spaff with sad face and 2 thumbs down and we've got the revised idlethumbs rating system Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 25, 2008 Appendix: the douchebag organ. I should rename this thread Appendix: Uncut Anyway I'm in a better mood now because my eyes have stopped leaking pus and sealing themselves shut, so I can go visit my poor darling in hospital. It's a Christmas Miracle! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted December 25, 2008 I hope you both get well soon. Hospitals suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted December 25, 2008 <In cunt mode> I had an awesome Christmas, the food and booze were soooooo good, YaY Christmas <cunt mode over> <In consolation mode> P.s. yuf the year wasn't all bad, at least no one we know got anally raped (although I guess the year isn't quite over) <consolation mode failed> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted December 26, 2008 Yes they did. hahahahahahahahahahaha, very good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Posted December 26, 2008 I got here late! I hope all the health stuff gets sorted soon, guys. For me, 2008 was a strange year with a lot of change and heartbreak, but at least it wasn't boring. Christmas was leaner than normal given that mostly everyone in my family is a bit worse off financially than they were the previous year. But everyone tried hard, dinner was good, and it was nice to see the folks. Also, the ghost of Chris Remo my nephew came over and accidentally my parents' house! He's fine, and eventually the wall will be, too. Good luck in 2009, everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted December 26, 2008 I bought my step brother a tiny remote controlled helicopter and it accidentally my dad's TV. Luckily he was planning to get a new one in the sales anyway so doesn't care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 26, 2008 Also, the ghost of Chris Remo my nephew came over and accidentally my parents' house! Was he in time? Or did he lose all progress? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karimi Posted December 27, 2008 THINK 2008 CAN'T GET ANY FUCKING WORSE? Wait, there's more!!!1. I just developed conjunctivitis on top of my flu! Pus is coming out of my eye faster than I can wash it away! 2. Spaff's appendix removal keeps getting delayed! 3. There was a guy out celebrating Christmas Eve tonight. He has 2 weeks left to live! I already have a job interview scheduled for 2009. I can tell it is going to be an improvement on this shoddy excuse of a year. Wait...theres a girl on this forum ... ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 27, 2008 I'm a girl. I thought you were too actually ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted December 27, 2008 I'm out, I lived, I'm in pain. vigi vigi vigi err anyways, thanks for your nice messages and things, iphone kept me sane in there, i can tell you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karimi Posted December 27, 2008 I'm a girl. I thought you were too actually ... Whoa. Thats hot. So uh. Hows it going ? I'm a guy... Karimi is my last name . First name is Ali. Was kidding about the "theres women here ?" comment, but still nice to know for sure I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
