Thrik Posted March 30, 2007 Dude, Wiimote wanking is the best. And Mario Party 8 looks to have an even better wank-simulator: All the characters shake their soda cans, and at the end they explode and we see who has the most spectacular orgasm. Haahaaha, I saw the video for that at E3 or some shit and it looked absolutely hilarious. I seriously cannot believe they put that into the game because the women who were playing it looked like they jacking off somebody in front of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twmac Posted April 1, 2007 No. Sorry, I do love Sonic dearly, and couldn't resist the baiting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted April 2, 2007 Hey, there's nothing wrong with Sonic. I love Sonic. He's just not as awesome as Mario, that's all. Nintendo takes far better care of Mario (yeah, I know. Millions of games with Mario's face on them. Point is though, the vast majority are actually pretty good.) than Sega does of Sonic. If Sega had paid attention, maybe Sonic would stand a chance. As it is, it's been all downhill since Knuckles. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted April 2, 2007 He's just not as awesome as Mario, that's all. Sonic is awesomer. As it is, it's been all downhill since Knuckles. I hope you don't mean including Knuckles as he is also a completely awesome character and Sonic 3 + Sonic & Knuckles were amazing games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted April 2, 2007 No, Sonic and Knuckles was still a good game, although using Knuckles in Sonic 3 kinda broke the game. Way too easy. I'm thinking more of when it got to the point where a boardroom somewhere at Sega went: "What would make Sonic better?" "How about an obese cat who's always fishing?" "GIVE THAT MAN A RAISE!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kolzig Posted April 2, 2007 Has anyone ever played Knuckles Chaotix, or any other 32X games for that matter? Man, the 32X was a piece of crap and waste of money. Thank you Sega of America... But was Knuckles Chaotix a good game? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted April 2, 2007 mummy is better than daddy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twmac Posted April 8, 2007 Has anyone ever played Knuckles Chaotix, or any other 32X games for that matter? Man, the 32X was a piece of crap and waste of money. Thank you Sega of America... But was Knuckles Chaotix a good game? No, don't bother. It is pretty disappointing. The 32x's best game is called Shadow Squadron. I've a lot of love for that title. Incidentally, Ben, is there any chance that SEGA would consider releasing 'Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine on XBLA? If ever there were a game screaming out for Online multiplayer with Leaderboards... Well it isn't just DRMBM, but surely it is worth considering? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted April 9, 2007 Heh, Mean Bean Machine was good, but wasn't it basically just a Poyo Pop clone? Sonic Spinball was also strangely decent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted April 9, 2007 Heh, I bought Mean Bean Machine the day it showed up on VC. God I have fond memories of that game. One of the few Game Gear games I had back in the day, and since I can't find my Game Gear, I get my fix on Wii now. If I'm not mistaken, Spinball is on there too. Looks like Wii may be Sega's retro console of choice for now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsps Posted April 9, 2007 No, don't bother. It is pretty disappointing. The 32x's best game is called Shadow Squadron. I've a lot of love for that title.Incidentally, Ben, is there any chance that SEGA would consider releasing 'Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine on XBLA? If ever there were a game screaming out for Online multiplayer with Leaderboards... Well it isn't just DRMBM, but surely it is worth considering? Speaking of the 32x, I just saw one at my local used game/dvd/cd shop for $10 bucks, and wondered if it was even worth that. Anyone else have an opinion of whether or not the purchase would be worthwhile? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted April 9, 2007 Anything game-related is worth buying if it's 10 bucks or less. It's kind of a rule I live by. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoannaDark Posted April 9, 2007 Let's go a little deeper. Say Mario and Sonic have a showdown at the end, when they realise tthat their respective egos, bloated with years of coke and willing princesses, are too big to allow the other to survive. So tails and luigi feel compelled to come in and try to sort things out. john leguizamo versus a kindly fox? After this rumble, amy rose and princess peach/daisy partake in a little foxy boxing. when this comes to no end, bowser and knuckles chow down. robotnik and a large ba-bomb play duel at the end. and all of nintendo world lie grieving after all this senseless destruction, until bruce willis emerges from the burning rubble holding a trembling miyamoto. at least that's how i see things panning out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twmac Posted April 9, 2007 If doesn't turn ot like that them I'm not buying it. Tails could have John Leguizamo no probs, even if it was JL circa 'Spun' period. 10$ for a 32X? I'd buy it, but then that is because I just purchased Shadow Squadron and have no way to play it. I can understand the constraints on releasing stuff for XBLA, Microsoft are notoriouly strict when it comes to the maufacturing standards. Dan, it may be a Puyo Pop rip off but as ripoffs go it is pretty good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted April 9, 2007 You can play Snatcher with the 32x -> it's worth 10 bucks and more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted April 9, 2007 Anything game-related is worth buying if it's 10 bucks or less. It's kind of a rule I live by. so... you would buy the Oblivion horse wallpaper? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted April 9, 2007 Anything with a physical presence Especialy if it's chunky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twmac Posted April 10, 2007 You can play Snatcher with the 32x -> it's worth 10 bucks and more. Wasn't that the Mega/Sega- CD? The fact that snatcher was only released on two consoles is a crime. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted April 10, 2007 Okay, turns out I have no idea what the 32x is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsps Posted April 11, 2007 It will also have Yoshi, Luigi, Knuckles and Tails. But what about... He'd kill in the long jump. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted April 11, 2007 But Knuckles can glide, Tails can fly, Yoshi has that creepy double jump, and Peach can float with her parasol. Lot of possibilities for cheating there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nsps Posted April 11, 2007 Good point. I don't think anyone could beat the Princess in Mario 2 either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted April 11, 2007 Would Dr Mario be put under suspicion for doping? Does Dinosaur Land have a national anthem to be played should Yoshi win? Can Baby Bowser compete without a permission slip? Is Lakitu a valid strategy for the high jump? There are many questions that must be answered before this game hits retail, most of them quite dumb. Still, it's fun to wonder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
