Bc9b Posted April 4, 2005 A load of utter crap, on top of a load of crap, sandwiched between two slices of crap. Good artwork though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OftenK Posted April 4, 2005 Spot on review, as always. Did you hear they're making a sequel now too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted April 4, 2005 I thought there was an upgrade patch that would be available for download soon, but I think that's an complete load of horse crap. Also, you forgot to mention that the multi play aspects suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted April 4, 2005 Also, you forgot to mention that the multi play aspects suck.You can't blame the design team for lack of mature players. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steak-flavored gum Posted April 4, 2005 It's okay I guess, I'm only a lvl 2 dirty old man so I don't really know, but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE add an option on the front page to order pizza! I'm dying over here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ysbreker Posted April 4, 2005 Yeah the artwork is great but it's so damn slow. It's a bloody slideshow and the time it takes for a new slide to slide in place takes bloody ages. and when you think you got time to take a leak and get some dinner. the game skips 4 frames so you missed all the action. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted April 4, 2005 A load of utter crap, on top of a load of crap, sandwiched between two slices of crap. Good artwork though. What? No score? What kind of a review is this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted April 4, 2005 This web site would be better if it had Pauly Shore in it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bc9b Posted April 4, 2005 Score: (out of 5 poo players) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted April 4, 2005 You have channeled the true spirit of New Games Journalism in this review bc9b. When reading your writeup I feel like I'm actually there myself, browsing the site alongside you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lailoken Posted April 4, 2005 This web site would be better if it had Pauly Shore in it... someone might argue that there are certain elements to some frequent players in this game that might suggest a Shore-esque character... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted April 6, 2005 I saw Pauly Shore is Dead not that long ago... it wasn't good, it wasn't bad, it was worth it just for the cameos Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted April 10, 2005 I just realized something interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baconian Posted April 11, 2005 Hendrix was 1/8 Irish too! Woooo! Everything rocks! 22% of psychonauts demo. it will be mine. oh yes. it will be mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted April 12, 2005 Now this is how it should be.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted April 13, 2005 I just realized something interesting... Based on nothing but my business card, someone told me we seemed like a "gonzo video games site". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted April 13, 2005 Now this is how it should be.... Oh man, there's some good stuff in there... "Ron Gilbert - Grumpy Poser" "Thizzumb! Thumb! Thumb!" "EA gnabs exclusive NCAA college football license Cracka our pants totally crapped." "WarioWare Touched! by Marek Doggy Stylin'" "Wario, whizzay is you do'n?!" "It's a game `bout... you. It allows anyone who plays tha game ta relive they life, they entire individual life spittin' that real shit. That's a pretty ambitious concept. -Peta Molyneux sows fizzy in many, again." "Idle Thumbs is owned n operated by Shot Calla" "Embarass'n but also off tha hook game music performance" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duncan Posted April 13, 2005 I could have happily lived my whole life without ever seeing the words Marek Doggy Stylin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Fuzzy McBitty Posted April 13, 2005 "The Sith Lords KotOR II - a veritable double-ended bitch of goodness or simply sloppy seconds?" You should see usatoday.com with the izzle talk. Also this very thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted April 15, 2005 I would like ta announce thizzat an announcement is com'n soon. And whiznen you read this announcement, not only will you C-R-to-tha-izzap yo pants, but you wizzill C-R-to-tha-izzap yo neighbors pants . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. You wizzill crap yo neighbor's pants so hard, tizzy yo neighbor wizzill have ta repaint his whole house . know what im sayin?. But he wiznill be laugh'n tha whole tizzy coz this announcement is as good as a million pairs of pants. It won't open the Church o' Tizzy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingo Chavez Posted April 23, 2005 -I think the overall story could have used more time on the planning board, are Marek and Jake related?. -The controls are a little limiting. -Good artstyle. -Framerate issues. -The music could have had more diversity. -Cheap voice-acting. -Hilarius characters, especially Top Gun. -Not enough exploring. -It could be longer. -Twenty writers in one site, yet only one update every other day. Can anyone explain this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted June 2, 2005 It just feels like one great big private in-joke between the programmers! Did they even think of us lowly players when they were making this pile of crap? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karimi Posted June 17, 2005 I liked the book better. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites