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Exile and the Kingdom Hearts

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EA Presents: The Bible: Book 5: Shooteronomy

EA Presents: The Bible: Book 8: Ruth-less

EA Presents: The Bible: The Next Generation: Shadow of the Colossians

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EA Presents: The Bible: Book 8: Ruth-less

EA Presents: The Bible: The Next Generation: Shadow of the Colossians

EA Presents: The Bible: Book 1: Genesis: Origins

EA Presents: The Bible: Book 2: Axe-odus

EA Presents: The Bible: Missiles to the Corinthians

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NPR is even getting in on the game. Listen here, around the 3:30 mark.

The question is

incorrect, but the titles are mostly hilarious, especially for a mainstream radio show.

Don Quixote Kong

A Hundred Years of Solitaire

The Pac-Man and the Sea

War and Peace (but mostly war)

Super Karamazov Brothers

A Tale of Sim-Cities

Grand Theft Odyssey

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

Love in the Time of Tetris

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EA Present: Oliver Twist's a guys head off.

Blah, been meaning to post "EA Presents: Oliver's Twisted".

EA Presents: A Trail of Two Yetis [hunting game? I dunno]

EA Presents: The Prisoner of Zelda

EA Presents: King Solomon's Mines: eXtreme Claymore

EA Presents: Return of the Navy: SOCOM

EA Presents: Of Human: Bond 007

EA Presents: Jane Air Missile

Can't think of anything for War and Peace or The Sound and the Fury, though they seem obvious. :( Not as good as everyone else's, anyway.

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1984

Basically it would be the worst game ever made, but it would torture and manipulate you so throughly that on your death bed, when your stream of consciousness finally comes to an end, the very last thing that you think is:

"I love EA"

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This year EA is bringing the Trilogy of Five to the world of video games...

EA Presents: Hitchhiker's Guide to Command and Conquering the Galaxy

-Special Vogon Collectors Edition w/DLC Book of Vogon Poetry

It's sequel. The Need For Speed At The End of The Universe

It's 2nd sequel, EA Presents: Will Wright's Life the Universe and Everything

And it's sequel 3nd, EA Presents: So Long and Thanks for the All The DefJam Fistfights

It's final [official] sequel, EA Presents: Mostly Armed

Also from EA:

EA Presents: Foundation's Mirror's Edge

EA Presents: Mercenaries on the Campaign Trail '72

Edited by Gabbo

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EA Presents: The Bible: The Old Testament: Genesis: Day 7: The Aftermath.

EA Presents: The Merchant of Venice 2, Shylock's Revenge.

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EA presents: Happy (cannon)Futher: Prince of Half-blood

EA presents:Idle Thumbs: The (video)game ''So rad, even we are included! IGN.com''

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EA Presents: Anna Karenninja

Easily my favourite. Fuck. Yes.

EA Presents: Tristram Shanties (a prequel to Diablo)

EA Presents: The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Pit

EA Presents: Get Shotty

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EA Presents: 1984. Thousand.

EA Presents: Don Quixote: The Fall of Don Quixote: The Revenge III

Edited by Toudeleski

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