mikemariano Posted August 27, 2010 Metroid: Other M "A big fat 'yes!' with a nagging 'but...' " -- IGN.com "Even holographic beasts can give you an ouchie." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted August 27, 2010 Metroid: Other M"A big fat 'yes!' with a nagging 'but...' " -- IGN.com "Even holographic beasts can give you an ouchie." -- IGN.com It's even worse that I read that as "holographic breasts". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted August 27, 2010 "Like a bearded girl with an amazing personality" That's the Ign quote Mount and Blade: Warband has posted in the trial version. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted September 9, 2010 Have you ever wondered what IGN's corporate site looks like? Wonder no more. It's quite a bro-verload. (via Chris Hecker) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irishjohn Posted September 9, 2010 Have you ever wondered what IGN's corporate site looks like? Wonder no more. It's quite a bro-verload.(via Chris Hecker) Whoa. I really wish that was some kind of a joke. Just..... wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted September 10, 2010 Get in touch with your masculine segment Haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemariano Posted September 10, 2010 "Mass Effect isn't all about the conversation and story -- it's about kicking ass, too." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemariano Posted October 22, 2010 "It's mostly a reminder of a bygone era – when Japan kind of thought we sucked." -- IGN.com "Kirby doesn't suck any more." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemariano Posted October 22, 2010 "With so much to discover and kill, you’ll be entertained for hours and hours." -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted November 1, 2010 "This game made me power gag." -IGN.com http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/113/1131136p1.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted November 3, 2010 IGN on God Hand: 2006: "Flat-out sucks. 3/10" 2010: "It's easy to mistake God Hand for a terrible game. [...] God Hand is a seriously good game [...] #100 Top PS2 Game." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snooglebum Posted November 3, 2010 IGN on God Hand: 2006: "Flat-out sucks. 3/10" 2010: "It's easy to mistake God Hand for a terrible game. [...] God Hand is a seriously good game [...] #100 Top PS2 Game." Well, they did say that it's easy to mistake for a terrible game.So are we done with the fake IGN quotes now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted November 3, 2010 We still update the twitter account from time to time. People don't seem to think of many though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snooglebum Posted November 4, 2010 We still update the twitter account from time to time. People don't seem to think of many though.Well, here's one."This game will mortgage your house!" -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted November 4, 2010 "This game will wreck your economy" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted November 4, 2010 I think the real ones should be tweeted too, with links to the relevant articles. They are so much more trainwrecky and awe-inspiring than the imaginary ones. I was reading the New York Review of Books classifieds section a few months ago—because it is funny that a paper of that caliber would have a personals section—and I stumbled upon this charm that made me think of IGN, because the thumb has deformed me: EROTIC EXPLOSION. Let me blow your mind, your ul-timate erogenous zone. Provocative talk with educated beauty. No limits. (866) 540-7588. I think the weird hyphen is there because they just dump whatever is laid out for print to the web without scrubbing some of the weird artifacts that that produces. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted November 5, 2010 I think the real ones should be tweeted too, with links to the relevant articles. They are so much more trainwrecky and awe-inspiring than the imaginary ones.I was reading the New York Review of Books classifieds section a few months ago—because it is funny that a paper of that caliber would have a personals section—and I stumbled upon this charm that made me think of IGN, because the thumb has deformed me: I think the weird hyphen is there because they just dump whatever is laid out for print to the web without scrubbing some of the weird artifacts that that produces. "EROTIC EXPLOSION. Let me blow your mind, your ul-timate erogenous zone. Provocative talk with educated beauty. No limits. 9.1/10" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted November 11, 2010 "Buying it isn’t going to get you groupies." -- IGN.com on Rock Band 3 (via the awesome tumblr blog Game Journalists Are Incompentent Fuckwits) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snooglebum Posted November 12, 2010 "IGN's long-bearded Internet Wizard gives the site an overhaul; plus, when the magic-casting is done, take a tour of the new IGN for 2010." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabosher Posted November 21, 2010 That's like three thumbs memes in one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiN Posted November 22, 2010 Apparently, IGN writers & editors lack a high-school level education in math... To alternate between the two control styles, players simply have to grip the d-pad and turn it 45-degrees to the left to enable the plus mode or 45-degress back to the right to return to the disk mode.-- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted November 22, 2010 yeah.... they should make a 360 turn and go back to skool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mafro Posted November 26, 2010 Coming hot off the heels of Dead Space, a game so magnificent, that it practically filled black holes with its awesomeness (that's what she said) http://uk.xbox360.ign.com/articles/113/1136938p2.html Astonishing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted December 11, 2010 "[The Tomb Raider reboot] should keep you happy if you enjoy watching bad things happening to pretty ladies." --IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thyroid Posted December 11, 2010 Those last two are so perfect they could punch a flying robot shark with their individual dicks. (-- IGN.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
