ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 3, 2009 I just came across this and it made me chuckle. From July of last year: Microsoft Points Piracy Finger at Children Shouldn't that be illegal? What is a "piracy finger" anyway? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted January 11, 2009 Shouldn't that be illegal? What is a "piracy finger" anyway? The one that clicks the mouse when you put the cursor over "Burn DVD". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted January 11, 2009 Best: http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=76695&catid=158 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted January 11, 2009 Best:http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=76695&catid=158 That's incredibly awesome. I wish I could punch a shark. On a totally unrelated matter (because I can't make threads yet) has nobody else noticed that the flag at the top of Idle Banter looks a lot like the Israeli national colours? Is this not quite disturbing when put in the context of a ruined landscape, as if it's being claimed, especially with the current situation? [Not going to get into the issue itself, I'd just end up raging about kill/death ratios etc.] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted January 11, 2009 Oh that flag was there years before the founding of the Isreali state. We're safe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted January 11, 2009 one of my favourites Ecstasy helps us deal with drunks, say cops http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24149828-1248,00.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 12, 2009 Punching sharks... wow! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted January 13, 2009 Unfortunately, nothing in 2008 topped 2007's best. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted January 13, 2009 Unfortunately, nothing in 2008 topped 2007's best. Holy shit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted January 13, 2009 *groan* Man Who Snatched Wig Will Have Toupee Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted January 13, 2009 Unfortunately, nothing in 2008 topped 2007's best. That's pure genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 13, 2009 *groan*Man Who Snatched Wig Will Have Toupee Argkh.. pun! Run away! Run away! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted February 21, 2009 Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted February 21, 2009 I'm only using spring-mounted chairs from now on... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted February 21, 2009 Unfortunately, nothing in 2008 topped 2007's best. Some editor was the most happy person in the world when they came up with that. Amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 21, 2009 Boy Killed By Anal Penetrating Chair sounds a bit like 1 guy 1 cup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted March 3, 2009 "The killer chair is a gas cylinder type, of the type seen at computer work stations. In blue." Killing detail: don't ever sit on a blue chair... EVER AGAIN! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted March 25, 2009 WE HAVE A NEW CANDIDATE FOR BEST OF 2009 http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25239454-601,00.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syntheticgerbil Posted March 25, 2009 Who the hell seriously has the last name Gotobed, Shufflebottom, or Jelly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted March 25, 2009 Who the hell seriously has the last name Gotobed, Shufflebottom, or Jelly? British people, apparently. This is, of course, the country where, if you arrive at Heathrow and take the Tube, the first thing you hear is the destination: COCKFOSTERS. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SignorSuperdouche Posted March 25, 2009 Who the hell seriously has the last name Gotobed, Shufflebottom, or Jelly? Sounds like a character from Stoppit and Tidyup, if anyone else remembers that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted March 25, 2009 Ima Terrist Bombgo Boom Al Hackbar yeah, I'd be terrible at naming kids Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted March 28, 2009 I remember there was a Candian who worked for EA called "Chip Bumgardner". Edit: And here he is! Gotobed, Shufflebottom, or Jelly I've never met anyone with those names... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted March 31, 2009 Arthur C. Clarke never saw this one coming... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7973747.stm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites