When and by whom was your mother boffed whilst playing Grim Fandango?

[imthewalruz]

After an initial flub with some board software, here's a redux.

As for my mother, it was during that ridiculous sequence involving the forklift. She just go so frustrated with it, because it took so goddamn long. Then as punishment for looking at a hint (only once!), Chris Remo just appeared, and BAM, as Emeril would say, boffage ensued. Archduke of Misanthropy indeed.

Discuss your own personal Grim maternal boffage situations, and how it left you emotionally scarred. I know I am.

[Wormsie]

imthewarluz is a doppelganger person.

[MrHoatzin]

It's not. I venture to guess it is some friend of Cremo's from Stanford.

[Chris]

Deadworm is incorrect. On the other hand, Kingz is correct.

[MrHoatzin]

Deadworm is incorrect. On the other hand, Kingz is correct.

Clairvoyance runs in my family.

[Salka]

Speaking of mothers and Chris Remo, my mom says you have spectacularly clean shoes, Chris.

She also says; Galveston looks like Brighton, somehow, and it needs to rain on the grass in Santa Cruz.

She also says she loves me more than any of you bastards, but she denies being boffed or having anything to do with Grim Fandango.

[imthewalruz]

Clairvoyance and access to IP addresses I suspect. A family of webmasters?

What is a doppelganger person?

Lastly, why is no one discussing the topic?

[MrHoatzin]

Lastly, why is no one discussing the topic?

What fucking topic?! Talking about "boffing" of any kind shape or form on these here our forums is henceforth outlawed by a royal decree.

[Wormsie]

Deadworm is incorrect. On the other hand, Kingz is correct.

Do you know that you are a bitch?

[Chris]

I am vaguely aware.

[Alia]

I wanted to be put up for God, but no, no, they aren't considering insignificants like me. So you're it, Chris Remo. I hope you don't mind.

Hurrah for vagueness!

[Salka]

She may be referring to this.

Do you really want a God that still... sucks his thumb?!

Wouldn't you rather the nice, warm, comforting, communist arms of my Mom?

Your loss, you democratic bastards.

[Alia]

Just because Chris Remo is a lucky bastard doesn't mean he shouldn't be God. Like I said before, we could always martyr him if it didn't work out.

[Salka]

Interesting fact: I kicked a large block of metal three times last night, and now my toenail is going to fall off. Vote Mom!

[RLacey]

Interesting fact: I kicked a large block of metal three times last night, and now my toenail is going to fall off. Vote Mom!

[imthewalruz]

Your mom has nothing to do with the topic of this thread, as she was never boffed in the middle of some GF gameplay. Take your inane chatter elsewhere. Chris Remo is vaguely related to GF Boffage, and perhaps this in some vague way qualifies him for the post of God. This is within the realms of this conversation. Proceed. Vaguely.

[Salka]

Yeah? Who said my Mom was never... never... boffed... while playing GF, eh? You're crazy. You're... you're....

[Erwin_Br]

I'd have to ask the milkman.

--Erwib

[Ryam BaCo]

i think everybody should boff, because i have no idea what boffed means.

in fact my mother doesn't even know what a computer is - how should she know anything about grim? or anything about being boffed?

anyway, here's the boff-rhyme about the eternal grim boff:

mummy loved

getting boffed

while she sang

in eternal slang

about kurt cobain

who was working as nanny

for the kids of manny

in the ninth underworld

is that weird

is that weird

kurt who loved

getting boffed

by the birds

by the birds

by the birds

wearing skirts

wearing skirts

till eternity

and now explain to me what "boffed" means. slowly and painful. please. now. come on. do it. if boff=explain then boff me!

[ysbreker]

All I know it's a NSFW* google word...

* Not Save For Work

[Ryam BaCo]

All I know it's a NSFW* google word...

* Not Save For Work

hmmmm...gooooogle-research

[...]Winston Churchill boffed her CD-ROM drive[...]

that's...amazing

[Huz]

'To boff' meant to pass wind at my junior school, briefly. True story!

Also British Orienteering Federation.

[imthewalruz]

It means to have sexual intercourse. The entire point of this thread was so that on the home page, it would show up as:

"When and by whom was your mother boffed ..."

- 12 min ago by Imthewalruz

etc.

Because that is FUNNY. I really have no interest whatsoever in your mothers and their sex lives. Especially if their sex lives have anything to do with video games.

[Chris]

It means to have sexual intercourse. The entire point of this thread was so that on the home page, it would show up as:

"When and by whom was your mother boffed ..."

- 12 min ago by Imthewalruz

etc.

Because that is FUNNY. I really have no interest whatsoever in your mothers and their sex lives. Especially if their sex lives have anything to do with video games.

You're an idiot

[Marek]

Fact: in Dutch, boffen means "to have luck".