Intrepid Homoludens Posted October 23, 2004 They're phallic shaped. End of discussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manny_c44 Posted October 23, 2004 If your phallus looks anything like that I would run to a doctor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted October 23, 2004 Of course, you'll never know. Stay away from me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted October 23, 2004 I've never seen one [edit - Lava Lamp:)] IRL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted October 24, 2004 I've never seen one [edit - Lava Lamp:)] IRL. Hehe, too bad you edited your post. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinkie Posted October 26, 2004 I find lava lamps quite entrancing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shbazjinkens Posted October 27, 2004 The real poll should be, "If you could choose between staring at a lava lamp or a shiny thing which would you choose?" Seriously, I don't get them. They give a sense of art deco style, but are utterly pointless otherwise. I'd choose a shiny thing any day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted October 27, 2004 Like these? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted October 27, 2004 It is an aquarium substitute -- you attain the same kind of zen watching both. It is for people with no patience to take care of actual fish, or for those who like their aquaiums boiling hot and full of oil and paraffin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted October 27, 2004 Fish suck. Because you have to take care of them. And you can't hug them. That's the worst thing. Fish are not huggable. And they swim in their own shit. Especially bottom feeders. I prefer pussies. You can hug a pussy. And it cleans up after itself. And throw it some pussynip. It gets high, goes crazy and squirms. Fun for hours. I want a Lava™ Lamp. Even though I can't hug it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinkie Posted October 27, 2004 You can hug it, it just might burn you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted October 27, 2004 You hug it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted October 27, 2004 I had a really awesome silver lamp with lime green paraffin in clear key oil... much like that one above... and then one night... I don't remember if I did something to it, like turned it on in a cold appartment, or if it spontaneously combusted, but the thing said pop. No, wait! I remember! The lightbulb died and the new one I put in was of higher wattage... silly rabbit... anyway, the lamp cracked in the middle of the night and I woke to find a green, greasy patch on the carpet. Much sadness. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted October 27, 2004 I want a lava lamp. My neighbour has TWO blue ones in his window, and they are awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted April 20, 2005 I have a lava lamp, although for some reason it gets turned on a bit less these days. They're great to watch if you happen to be doing mushrooms Otherwise they can add a nice warm glow to a room. mine is Orange in purple liquid if I remember correctly, it's great! Or maybe it's orange in red liquid... or maybe red in orange liquid. Shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8 of 12 Posted April 24, 2005 I've got a lava lamp right here on my desk. It has green wax and blue oil, so the wax appears yellow. And it's in a wavy shaped glass, so it isn't a standard lava lamp. I find them VERY hypnotic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steak-flavored gum Posted April 25, 2005 their alright but imo ponys are more of what im interested in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bovts Posted May 13, 2005 Im looking for a wavy lava lamp or basically anything other than your bog standard shape. Could anybody help me? Needs to be available in the UK. Thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingo Chavez Posted May 14, 2005 Wow... 8 of 12, that's just... wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites