JimmyTheFish Posted September 28, 2004 i murdered a guy who fell in love with me in fable just now... gay bashing ¬ ¬ Hate crime... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted September 28, 2004 i murdered a guy who fell in love with me in fable just now... gay bashing ¬ ¬ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jp-30 Posted September 28, 2004 The one redeeming quality of LucasArts 'Phantom Menace' game was the killing sprees you could go on with your blaster & lightsaber. The best was in Mos Espa which was chock full of helpless civilians. Your character (Qui Gon?, Anakin?, I can't recall) could wipe out the entire community. It was always good for a laugh when you'd find Amidala and she'd say "This place is horrible,A vicious murderer has been killing inocent people all over town!!!". In fact there were a number of very funny things to do / see in The Phantom Menace game. Shooting that whiny bitch Amidala was one of the best. That game was universally panned, but for me was like Star Wars as told by Monty Python, but many of the people wanting an Authentic Star Wars Experience were somewhat put out. Idiots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JBRAA Posted September 28, 2004 I stole Wally's monacle in Monkey Island 2. LOL, that's classic. The poor guy.. poor guy.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted September 28, 2004 Practically every Civilization that I start ends in Nuclear War. Sometimes in my favour, other times against it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted September 28, 2004 (I actually really enjoyed The Phantom Menace game. Horrible, aren't I?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted September 28, 2004 You'd think someone would have beaten my "Pope and nun diet" thing.... In some FPS games, I enter God mode and use a chainsaw, and... TADA! Instant Leatherface simulator! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jokemaster Posted September 28, 2004 (I actually really enjoyed The Phantom Menace game. Horrible, aren't I?) I liked it too, I mean I never thought it was awesome, but enjoyable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinkie Posted September 29, 2004 The one redeeming quality of LucasArts 'Phantom Menace' game was the killing sprees you could go on with your blaster & lightsaber. The best was in Mos Espa which was chock full of helpless civilians. Your character (Qui Gon?, Anakin?, I can't recall) could wipe out the entire community. It was always good for a laugh when you'd find Amidala and she'd say "This place is horrible,A vicious murderer has been killing inocent people all over town!!!". In fact there were a number of very funny things to do / see in The Phantom Menace game. Shooting that whiny bitch Amidala was one of the best. That game was universally panned, but for me was like Star Wars as told by Monty Python, but many of the people wanting an Authentic Star Wars Experience were somewhat put out. Idiots. The best way to do this was with the cheat code that gave you the flame thrower thing, you could level that town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted September 29, 2004 uhm, the worst thing I have ever done is to masturbate over the loading screen of Game Over on the Amstrad CPC 464. RETRO RANT WARNING! I forgot how long those old casette games took to load... The cover of that game got censored in most countries... Ah, the golden era when Spain made so many game that we almost never played anyhing from another country... All the covers where made by famous artists like Luis Royo or Azpiri, most had a scantly clad vixen on them! Half of Spain had a Spectrum, the other half an Amstrad, yet we didn't quarrel among ourselves like the GC/XBOX/PS2 fights we have today... All those games where original, they had heart, the had... hot chicks... Back then you could buy a NEW original game for a buck, and they were so hard we never beat them unless we cheated, don't believe me? Play Abu Simbel Profanation and then you'll see... Yet, we didn't care, we just enjoyed them even though we almost never beat them... Drone, drone, bla, bla, yada, yada... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lex Posted September 30, 2004 You'd think someone would have beaten my "Pope and nun diet" thing.... I have an appaling Rampage tale but I'm way too ashamed to speak of it in my first ever post. Maybe later... I posted! Hee!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mee Ronn Posted September 30, 2004 I rolled all the contents of the Earth into a big ball. Every last human, house, car, fish, building, piece of land. EVERYTHING. Even happiness. The King was proud of me though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted October 11, 2004 this is never all that kind. Note the ominous clown. Also click the link for an even more ominous clown painting! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jokemaster Posted October 12, 2004 I rolled all the contents of the Earth into a big ball. Every last human, house, car, fish, building, piece of land. EVERYTHING.Even happiness. The King was proud of me though. The Damacy game that just came out. oH, and I just played GTA: VC, where I did the following: Beat a guy to death, ran away, waited for the ambulance, sniped the paramedics, sniped the cops, stole the ambulance, ran over a shitload of cops, people, and motorcycle drivers, stole a SWAT van, then an FBI car. Finally a tank. I was finally killed by 2 other tanks, and my civillians killed count had gone up 150, and my cop meter 120-something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted October 12, 2004 Haha Jake, that's hilarious XD A room with no door, just a chair, a fireplace and a painting of a clown... it's ultimate torture! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hermes Posted October 12, 2004 this is never all that kind. Note the ominous clown. Also click the link for an even more ominous clown painting! very very funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shbazjinkens Posted October 13, 2004 In GTA Vice City I murdered several dozen people, and then blew up the police cars. I murdered the ambulance drivers, stole the ambulance, then had celebratory sex with a hooker in a Porsche-like car (which was stolen by tricking the driver into thinking there was some kind of medical emergency right in front of him, causing him to halt movement of his car). After the celebratory sex, I murdered the hooker and took her cash, but it was not enough. I did it again approximately four times. This was boring, so I decided to try to get all of the stars against me. Eventually I was driving around in a tank attempting to massacre the whole city, which was not possible, so I gave up. I'm surprised more people don't mention GTA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted October 13, 2004 I'm surprised more people don't mention GTA. Well, GTA pretty much encourages causing death and destruction, so it's not really surprising when people take advantage of such in the game. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted October 13, 2004 I made a pizza with no ingredients and fed it to the Mafia in Pizza Tycoon. Oh, and in Theme Park, I used to built the HIGHEST HILL YOU POSSIBLY could on a rollercoaster, and then have a sharp turn at the end of the hill. Disaster! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted October 13, 2004 "Because yeah the clown is beyond onsanie" -Jake Chris, where pray ask did you find this delightful little snippet from Jake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted October 13, 2004 It was over AIM in regards to the clown from The Sims in that one thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
