Ben X Posted May 30, 2013 motherf***er Motherfisher? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmbossy Posted May 30, 2013 Motherfather. Am I allowed to swear? Just curious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted May 30, 2013 Yes, definitely, goddamn it George, swear. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmbossy Posted May 30, 2013 I'll still keep the doo doo mouth to a minimum for the site's sake. (btw; "doo doo mouth" would be pretty weird medical shit) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibs Posted May 30, 2013 You can say butt here and Scunthorpe and ***** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted May 30, 2013 Just don't say *********. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted May 30, 2013 Just don't say *********.********* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibs Posted May 30, 2013 Hey guys, if you type your password here it comes out as stars, look: starstarstarstarstarstarstar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted May 30, 2013 YOU BROKE IT.I can't help it! I love *********! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibs Posted May 30, 2013 I can't help it! I love zeuswang! Hey guys, if you quote it reveals the dirty words!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted May 30, 2013 I do love zeuswang and ham on my pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted May 31, 2013 I just dropped a glass in my kitchen and now my hand and foot are a bloody mess. And that's not a euphemism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patrick R Posted May 31, 2013 I have an abnormally poor sense of sight, hearing, smell and (by association to smell) taste.As a result, my sense of touch is way too sensitive and I cannot take hot showers lest I feel like I'm being boiled alive. All my senses of touch are just a little too sensitive and I have a crazy low pain tolerance. I am shitty Daredevil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmbossy Posted May 31, 2013 I just dropped a glass in my kitchen and now my hand and foot are a bloody mess. And that's not a euphemism. and you thought it immediately necessary to post this on the forums? I'm not sure if that's dedication worth admiration or pity. I am shitty Daredevil. Can't be worse the Ben Affleck. ZING! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted May 31, 2013 and you thought it immediately necessary to post this on the forums? I'm not sure if that's dedication worth admiration or pity. Heh, actually that thought occurred to me as I was posting. "Oh man I just cut myself up bad! I have to go post this on the Idle Forums quick!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dibs Posted May 31, 2013 Was your Instagram bugging out? Is not wanting to go for a jog a medical condition? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SecretAsianMan Posted June 1, 2013 I once again dropped a cup in my kitchen. Thankfully, it was plastic this time and didn't shatter into shrapnel when it hit the ground. It just landed on my foot and hurt like hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
subbes Posted June 1, 2013 I once again dropped a cup in my kitchen. Thankfully, it was plastic this time and didn't shatter into shrapnel when it hit the ground. It just landed on my foot and hurt like hell. Dude, you have Betty Draper hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jmbossy Posted June 3, 2013 Dude, you have Betty Draper hands. Betty Draper hands definitely qualify as weird medical shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted June 11, 2013 Occasionally when I sneeze for no particular reason, I get a strong lavender-y, flowery smell. I'd take this to mean that I'm having a momentary allergic reaction to some flowers nearby, except it's always the exact same smell and sometimes I'm nowhere near any flowers or lavender or pot pourri or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brannigan Posted June 11, 2013 Human air freshener? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
