Weird Medical Shit

[dibs]

Dude, that's the smell of love in the air.

[dibs]

Why does the doctor note your living situation? I was at the doc after my consultant appointment and the consultant had noted on a separate bullet that I lived with three people.

I was amused, as if I could afford it I would preferably be living alone (though my house is amazing and my housemates are cool).

[SecretAsianMan]

It's currently 2:30 am and I can't sleep because I have a fever of 100 F (37.8 C). I feel like absolute shit, somebody make it stop.

[Zeusthecat]

I have a single hair on my left eyebrow that grows over 4 inches long.

[dibs]

Me too, but I usually cull it around 2 inches. Also, I have a single long hair that grows from my forehead directly above the errant eyebrow.

Also, one nose hair that grows more than any of the other.

[Twig]

I don't have any of those gross things you gross dudes.

 

But I do have a mole on my chin that grows gross hair like a gross dude. When I was a teenager I was like "maybe some day the rest of my face will grow hair like that".

 

It never happened.

[Zeusthecat]

I also have what I was always told was a 'birthmark' on my chest that has hair growing out of it. It looks like a big mole and it also has three freckles in it. I have recently come to realize that it is not a 'birthmark' at all but is instead a miniature clone of myself imprinted onto my chest.

[dibs]

Is it just on the edge if your right collar bone near the middle of your chest. If then we are totes weird medical shit twins.