Psych Posted August 30, 2009 "A solid 8. 7/10" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted August 30, 2009 'Sprachen sie Deutsch?' - Ign.com "Get crazy with the cheese-wiz." Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted August 30, 2009 "Deadlier than Grog XD." - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted August 31, 2009 "Deadlier than Grog XD." - ign.com "Use 'Buy' on 'Game'" -ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patters Posted August 31, 2009 "Use 'Buy' on 'Game'" -ign.com "Use 'Money' on 'ign' to get 9/10" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sombre Posted August 31, 2009 "Use 'Money' on 'ign' to get 9/10" "Use 'Money' on 'Gamespot'. You obtain giantbomb.com" -ign.com "Imagine the holocaust. Now picture the exact opposite of that." ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted August 31, 2009 "Use "Nintendo" on "Giant Bomb" to get "Never"" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ondore Posted August 31, 2009 "Use 'Weak Point' on 'Crab' to get 'Massive Damage'" - IGN.com, August 2006 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Noyb Posted September 3, 2009 "The protagonist's ascent from rags to riches reminds me of how little IGN pays me." -- IGN.com "I love the way this box quote covers the box art." -- IGN.com "You need to play this game, if only for the Novint Falcon-enabled love scene." -- IGN.com "I left my wife for this game's heroine!" -- IGN.com "If Kasumi wore any less clothing, we would have raised the score to 11." -- IGN.com "Features the planet where Hottie McBlue Boobs died" -- IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Patters Posted September 3, 2009 "I'm fucking knackered" IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gdf Posted September 3, 2009 "I knew it was going to blow people's minds" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garple Posted September 5, 2009 "This game is like you...or even me!" (ign.com) "This game is so good you'll think you're playing a different even more awesome game while you're playing this one." (ign.com) "This game will hurt you in a way that will make you say, 'I don't know why this is called pain, if it feels so fucking good. will someone please explain to me how this is supposed to be hurting me? It's like strawberries and chocolate.'" (ign.com) This game will make you be like, 'woah! Guys, I'm out of ammo. Can anybody give me some ammo? Oh, we can't give each other ammo? Ok. Well...I'm going to hide behind these barrels while you guys take care of those enemies, cool? I'll jump back in when I can get some ammo.' It's that intense." (ign.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Korax Posted September 7, 2009 "Imagine the holocaust. Now picture the exact opposite of that." ign.com "Like the Holocaust, but good!" - ign.com "This game will force-feed you your own ass!" or "You will choke on your own ass!" - ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted September 15, 2009 Pillaged from the Mechwarrior thread. "Back when Mechwarrior 2 came out and I have the joystick for flight sims, this game repeatedly reminded me that there was a God." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OssK Posted September 16, 2009 "I'll write this pullquote on your tomb !" -IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikemariano Posted September 16, 2009 "Oh, and there's a tank too." - IGN.com (Yeah, this quote is intentionally playful as opposed to insufferably inane, but I liked it.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
George B Posted September 16, 2009 "come with your kids, leave with your kids... that's the actiblizzard difference" -ign.com "Red Faction Guerilla: A house divided against itself cannot stand. " - ign.com "It will blow your leg off at the knee and then sew it back on using your nostril hairs" -ign.com "As far as I'm concerned, I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue. " (Deaf Einstein on playing GTA4, special feature in the march edition, ign.com) "I push button and game go" -ign.com "the downloadable content tastes dlcious" -ign.com "flabbergasted by goodness: game" -ign.com "take a half cup of awesome, a pinch of rad and marinate in blow you away sauce... serves 2" -ign.com "demands a relentless barrage of lauding" -ign.com "ugh... sorry, I've lost it"... ...-ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moelman Posted September 18, 2009 "This game is gonna melt your face." -IGN.com http://i37.tinypic.com/9883zo.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted September 21, 2009 "I was so disgusted when I threw up love for this game. 8.3/10" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racingfreak92 Posted September 22, 2009 One of Nintendo's ads for Mario @ Luigi: Bowsers Story has some of the characters of the game giving some IGN-like quotes. "Did someone just page the king of awesome?" -Bowser Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted September 23, 2009 "They shoot babies!" - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jneeriem Posted September 24, 2009 So apparently IGN is showing some self-awareness about its box-quote status: "It's more of the same, if the same is "mega kick ass" and "wicked awesome cool." Hopefully Valve saved room for the back of the box with that quote, because it's damn true." Ign.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted September 24, 2009 I find asinine IGN.com comments to be funnier when they're actually true, and it's so easy to find them it makes me sad "The third piece of the Uncharted puzzle is, well, puzzles." - IGN.com "you need to look at what's going on, flip through the book, do some stuff and then go back to the book again. " - IGN.com "So that's Uncharted 2: Among Thieves in a large nutshell. Or is it?" - IGN.com "If you're reading this, it was unlikely that you weren't already going to buy Uncharted 2: Among Thieves on day one." - IGN.com (at least it's kind of them to admit that their reviews are basically an exercise in futility) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
subbes Posted September 24, 2009 "Haven't played it." - IGN.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
