Ben X

'Ben There, Dan That!' from Size Five Games

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Ooooh awkward.

What's the protocol on this one, mods?

On spoilers? Well, I can't claim to be a mod, but you could always add

spoiler tags.

To not be useless, it's "spoiler" "/spoiler" with the quotation marks replaced with open and close brackets.

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Ooooh awkward.

What's the protocol on this one, mods?

Puts MOD hat on: If you help anyone enjoy your game more you will be permanently banned from the internetz!

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Well, it was more that mirayeka has stormed in without saying hello and is using the forums as a hint guide for my game. Don't know whether I should encourage that sort of thing. But then if I direct him/her to the Zombie Cow hints thread, it's stealing people from Thumbs.

Well, perhaps I'm worrying too much.

Mirayeka, here's a hint:

a lot or players didn't realise this item is pick-upable.

And another:

It's somewhere in the cow's head dimension.

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I asked around here at the office, but nobody ever heard of you, or your games.

I could try asking people on the street.

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No, don't bother. The answer is "Tim Schafer, he told journo Will Porter so."

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I d totally buy one to support the development of awesome adventure games, but you know…

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Nevermind. I just realized I don't have $1000 to spare.

It's worse. It's £1000 which is like $1000000

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I love how this thread has turned into the exact opposite of: "'Ben There, Dan That!' - my freeware game" :):tup:

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You know what? Fuck you. Fuck the lot of you, you communist pricks.

I come to you with a more-than-reasonable offer of some smelly, nicely-wrapped games for a grand and you throw it back in my face. Well no more. Zombie Cow Studios is proud to announce shamed to admit that following a disastrous zero sales, the luxury £1000 Limited Edition Dan and Ben Fun Pack is no longer available.

Blame yourself. You had all week.

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That said, Zombie Cow Studios is proud to announce the Special Unlimited Edition Dan and Ben Adventure Fun Pack. It's exactly the same as the Limited Edition, but only £50 and the run is limited to an infinite amount, rather than just twenty. Seriously if there were only twenty of them that'd make me like a grand which is marginally less than a week's shopping at Waitrose.

So then, same trendy-wrapped, bottom-close, whiffy, extras-packed fun-times, but this time round only £50.

It will also only have been close to my bottom, due to varying logistical/ economic factors involving transporting Ben's bottom over long distances.

Email me at [email protected] if you want one. I think it's fair to say we've all learned something important about business over the course of this week.

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Edited by bbX1138

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50? that's just too cheap, I would've bought it at 100, but now that it's at 50 it has been degraded to the pauper level.

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I forgot to quote the bit where Dan said elmuerte has to pay double.

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