Ben X Posted January 20, 2011 Ooooh awkward. What's the protocol on this one, mods? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snooglebum Posted January 21, 2011 Ooooh awkward.What's the protocol on this one, mods? On spoilers? Well, I can't claim to be a mod, but you could always add spoiler tags. To not be useless, it's "spoiler" "/spoiler" with the quotation marks replaced with open and close brackets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toblix Posted January 21, 2011 Like this: [noparse] It's in the bin or whatever [/noparse] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 21, 2011 Ooooh awkward.What's the protocol on this one, mods? Puts MOD hat on: If you help anyone enjoy your game more you will be permanently banned from the internetz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted January 22, 2011 Well, it was more that mirayeka has stormed in without saying hello and is using the forums as a hint guide for my game. Don't know whether I should encourage that sort of thing. But then if I direct him/her to the Zombie Cow hints thread, it's stealing people from Thumbs. Well, perhaps I'm worrying too much. Mirayeka, here's a hint: a lot or players didn't realise this item is pick-upable. And another: It's somewhere in the cow's head dimension. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snooglebum Posted January 23, 2011 Like this: [noparse] It's in the bin or whatever [/noparse] STOP STEALING MY GLORY! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted January 25, 2011 So, who else thinks my game is great? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted January 26, 2011 I asked around here at the office, but nobody ever heard of you, or your games. I could try asking people on the street. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted January 26, 2011 No, don't bother. The answer is "Tim Schafer, he told journo Will Porter so." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 26, 2011 No, don't bother. The answer is "Tim Schafer, he told journo Will Porter so." You should get him to write a quote! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted January 27, 2011 I think the Lambada has sailed on that one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted January 29, 2011 Limited Special Editions of BTDT and TGP now available! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toblix Posted January 29, 2011 I d totally buy one to support the development of awesome adventure games, but you know… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted January 29, 2011 Show me a 3D mockup of this wonderful artwork... and I'll still not buy one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappi Posted January 29, 2011 Nevermind. I just realized I don't have $1000 to spare. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted January 29, 2011 Nevermind. I just realized I don't have $1000 to spare. It's worse. It's £1000 which is like $1000000 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiN Posted January 30, 2011 I love how this thread has turned into the exact opposite of: "'Ben There, Dan That!' - my freeware game" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted January 30, 2011 Dan has now dropped the price to a less silly amount now, btw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted February 1, 2011 Now only £250! Hurry hurry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted February 3, 2011 (edited) You know what? Fuck you. Fuck the lot of you, you communist pricks. I come to you with a more-than-reasonable offer of some smelly, nicely-wrapped games for a grand and you throw it back in my face. Well no more. Zombie Cow Studios is proud to announce shamed to admit that following a disastrous zero sales, the luxury £1000 Limited Edition Dan and Ben Fun Pack is no longer available. Blame yourself. You had all week. That said, Zombie Cow Studios is proud to announce the Special Unlimited Edition Dan and Ben Adventure Fun Pack. It's exactly the same as the Limited Edition, but only £50 and the run is limited to an infinite amount, rather than just twenty. Seriously if there were only twenty of them that'd make me like a grand which is marginally less than a week's shopping at Waitrose. So then, same trendy-wrapped, bottom-close, whiffy, extras-packed fun-times, but this time round only £50. It will also only have been close to my bottom, due to varying logistical/ economic factors involving transporting Ben's bottom over long distances. Email me at dan@zombie-cow.com if you want one. I think it's fair to say we've all learned something important about business over the course of this week. ... Edited September 24, 2011 by bbX1138 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted February 3, 2011 50? that's just too cheap, I would've bought it at 100, but now that it's at 50 it has been degraded to the pauper level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben X Posted February 3, 2011 I forgot to quote the bit where Dan said elmuerte has to pay double. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
