Salka Posted December 22, 2006 And that's what it's going to look like! But it hasn't been born yet so I won't get it until about May or June. This is a totally RETRO siamese cat. None of that next-gen bullshit, this is how the breed USED to look before people starting breeding them to look like monkeys. We're gonna have good times together, JPEG and I (I'm going to call him JPEG). He's got some fucking awesome Seal-Point technology going on, making his face and paws dark, and his coat a delicious light brown/creamy colour. And awesome blue eyes. Spaff has also pre-ordered a kitten, his will be a Burmese and is also due for release in May or June (although his may be subject to delays as they're still trying to get the mummy cat pregnant). Spaff's kitten will look like this: More screenshots: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ysbreker Posted December 22, 2006 Cool! What features does yours have? And what name will Spaffs one get? May I propose PNG as a name to keep the same theme? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 22, 2006 Mine has advanced AI and superior audio quality (siamese cats are extremely intelligent and like to talk a lot). Spaff's won't have such advanced AI or audio quality, but it will be a more pick-up-and-play type thing, accessible to everyone including your mum. Both will be priced at around £300 each, but that's a package that comes with all the papers and innoculations, plus pet insurance and other bits and pieces. Even at £300 though, you can still get a kitten and a Wii for less than a single PS3... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted December 22, 2006 You get a free mousemat as a pre-order bonus. He shall be named Razputin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted December 22, 2006 Grats. Siamese are fucking awesome cats. A little uppity sometimes, but worth it. I've only got tabbies myself atm. Your cats are way more next-gen than mine. Mine are like those alleycat 2600s kids used to play with in the 80s. Oh, and JPEG = best pet name ever. I wish I'd come up with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 22, 2006 (siamese cats are extremely intelligent and like to talk a lot). Pffft, cats can't talk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 22, 2006 they talk cat, you dumb fuck >: ( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 22, 2006 YOU'RE DUMB! You think cats are "extremely intelligent". Well they are... compared to YOU! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted December 22, 2006 Yay!! Kitty-cat! :tup: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted December 22, 2006 http://wiikitty.com/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hermes Posted December 22, 2006 Why do everyone love pictures of kittens doing *cutycute* stuff. They are all over the net - it kills me. It's like a bizarre brain-melting disease - aww look it's a kitty that looks like it's riding an invisible bicycle - ARGh. e.g. http://thefunniest.info/top.html --out of 40 pictures 4 of them are with kittens/cats, that is 10% of the 'funniest' pictures in the world are supposedly something with kittens. Wtf. Generally I hate anthromophized animals being funny via describing text - ha ha. No its not funny. (I'm out on a limb, sorry) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n0wak Posted December 22, 2006 e.g. http://thefunniest.info/top.html --out of 40 pictures 4 of them are with kittens/cats, that is 10% of the 'funniest' pictures in the world are supposedly something with kittens. Wtf. Generally I hate anthromophized animals being funny via describing text - ha ha. No its not funny. (I'm out on a limb, sorry) I'll see your link and raise you http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index.html?flow=no&large=no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted December 22, 2006 why order one when you get one for free (sorry ) Cats rule! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 23, 2006 KITTEN NEWSWIRE!!!!!!!!11111111111 New gameplay footage: Extremely Cute: MEOW: MEOW MEOW MEOW!!: omfg MEOW: Fucking MEOW: Billion Meows: IT'S PLAYING FETCH OMFG http://youtube.com/watch?v=GlXMIGtDIoc Oh man I love the way the dog keeps pushing the cat in this video... literally, shoving it with a paw... http://youtube.com/watch?v=H61mNavusPk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayel Posted December 23, 2006 Incidentally, my Quake3 screen name is JPEG. Awesome choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Ben Posted December 23, 2006 Time for kitten images already? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted December 23, 2006 So is this a bad place to mention that I hate/despise/loath/fear cats for the satanic, demon hell-spawn that they obviously are? I'm telling you, God did not intend for cats to exist when he created all. They are not a part of His plan. Just to damn evil. Cats and helicopters, devices of Beelzebub. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moosferatu Posted December 23, 2006 While not of Siamese kittens, I love .I want a Siamese kitten now too. Stupid college. When my mom was little she had a Siamese cat that would kill birds and the what not, bring them back to the house, and leave them on my mom's pillow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted December 23, 2006 I grew up out in the middle of nowhere with a large former farmhouse and no livestock. Naturally, I ended up growing up with 7 cats. I love those little buggers. I can't stand to live in a house that doesn't have a cat. Best pets ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrestlevania Posted December 23, 2006 Cats are indeed fantastic. The two Mini W's and myself have almost convinced Mrs W that getting a cat (or two) would be a very good idea. I'd love a Siamese; I used to look after a neighbour's Siamese when I was a kid and his family went away sometimes, and he was brilliant -- an unstoppable chatterbox! I found out not so long ago, though, that he was killed in a house fire some years after we'd moved away... :\ :\ :\ :\ :\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hermes Posted December 23, 2006 argh - now I just got you started on your terrible cutesy stories about cats. Please stop it. (yes yes it is a thread about cats - but but .. ahh ok I'll just leave...)* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted December 24, 2006 You want cutesy? How's geek cutesy for ya? Earlier this month we had to put one of my cats down. He was 18 and had been diabetic for 5 years, so it was a long time coming. These details are not important though. What was important was his name. I had a cat named Thorndike. If you know psychology at all, you'll get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
