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Wow, what was the POINT of him hurting that rock so much?

"If I could touch your hand, this rock would turn to sand."?

Its obvious...

The whole Danny thing, was a dream sequence informing him that soon he will have the power to turn rocks to sand.

He pounds and pounds, but the best he does is karate a rock in two.

But, serendipitously, this damages his hand and THE CHICK touches it.

Next thing you know, after some serious quad work, he's turning rocks to sand by kicking them. Voila.

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Goddamn, people post some moronic videos... I held out hope for it being sarcasm, but then it just ended. Yeah, a burning wreck sounds fitting I guess.

Unfortunately, the video I wanted to link was taken down to a "terms of use violation" which was too bad because it was hilariously gross. However, I did find a gif version of it http://the-inbetween.com/dump/%5Bnsfw%5D%20chewy_jada.gif (NSFW if you're a dog).

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Fact: Last year a website was introduced for all those who are alone for Christmas. It was called "Spend the Christmas with Danny".

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Uh how did she die

Pneumonia.

You'll hear alot of 'she was a chronic alcoholic' which is true, and this probably shot her immune system, but the official line is pneumonia.

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There's something about Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd rapping that makes me a little nauseous.

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