Ryam BaCo Posted December 9, 2004 i was writing on my tale again, which i started writing around 5 months ago and something...hmmm...in my opinion totally unfunny was standing here on page 79 i am still writing. nevertheless i had to start laughing. but i don't know why (okay i'm lying i know why, but i don't understand why - got it? no? never mind.)...hmmm...anyway i'll keep it short, here is it (translated from german ): the prison reception Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 9, 2004 ... No, I don't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loonyboi Posted December 9, 2004 Genius. (actually, I don't get it either) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 9, 2004 Since this thread is retarded, let me add my own retarded phone conversation to it! ME: 1500 euro per person. I think the receptionist... woman... guy person... can't remember... why do you live in Galway? SARAH: Fuckass. ME: Ex-excuse me? Did you just call me a-- SARAH: Fuckass, yeah. ME: .... You sound real nice on the phone. {Awkward Silence} ME: I meant- SARAH: What about Santa Cruz? ME: Oh, oh, that's hilarious. Oh, I'm laughing milk through my nose. Soya milk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted December 9, 2004 Since this thread is retarded, let me add my own retarded phone conversation to it!ME: 1500 euro per person. I think the receptionist... woman... guy person... can't remember... why do you live in Galway? SARAH: Fuckass. ME: Ex-excuse me? Did you just call me a-- SARAH: Fuckass, yeah. ME: .... You sound real nice on the phone. {Awkward Silence} ME: I meant- SARAH: What about Santa Cruz? ME: Oh, oh, that's hilarious. Oh, I'm laughing milk through my nose. Soya milk. ... No, I don't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 9, 2004 Yeah, that's kind of why I posted it. Because it doesn't make any... blah. Whatever. Get with it, will you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted December 9, 2004 We still don't get it. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 9, 2004 It was so Ryam had to try and translate it and waste his time trying to figure out what it meant. I hate you. And Ryam. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted December 9, 2004 Oh... I'm... I'm... sorry. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted December 9, 2004 Quack. Mooooooooooooooooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 10, 2004 Always has to be about you doesn't it Yufster? Have to direct the thread towards yourself. You sicken me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
baconian Posted December 10, 2004 eh calm down, calm down. this as a smiley would be quite useful here on idle thumbs, methinks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 10, 2004 Always has to be about you doesn't it Yufster? Have to direct the thread towards yourself.You sicken me.sorry. --Erwin I'm basically a chilled out entertainer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted December 10, 2004 And I'm Dutch. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryam BaCo Posted December 10, 2004 i can only be an entertainer in rl me: where can i sign in??? woman: your name - here, title - here, here are some lyri... me: lyrics??? i don't need lyrics! i also don't need background noise, declared as music! just give me a microphone and i'll do FRONTAL ENTERTAINMENT (wordcreation © by ryam)!!! woman: ... me: i'll entertain the masses just with ME and CLASSICAL MUSIC! like in the good old days! woman: ... btw, of course i said much more, but i can't remember and/or i'm too lazy to write it down. same procedure as every time, when the insane ryam wins the eternal battle against sane ryam, when 3+ people are around and good old ryam is under pressure and asking himself questions like what if i fail? blahblah... but i know that sane ryam was always asking stuff like what the hell am i doing here?!?!??! so i need to ignore sane ryam for a while. but doing things in front of 3+ people while not being you but also being you is awesome! this was the topic entertainment. where did i stop? hmmm...uhhmm...right...my tale the bridge (again translated from german) so ignore my post and keep on discussing about prison receptions! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 10, 2004 Ryam continues making no sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted December 10, 2004 The wait is for Trep to make an appearance and direct this topic towards the sexually explicit innuendo addressed at Yufster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted December 11, 2004 I'm busy with something else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigJKO Posted December 11, 2004 I'm busy with something else. (someone) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted December 11, 2004 I'm chilled out What?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 11, 2004 Youn wanna know what's funny? Waht's funny is Spaff, Metal mickey and kenty and who knows who else at my fucking house after the company xmas party, on... so that;s what's funny! ahahahahahahahahahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jake Posted December 11, 2004 http://www.eviltrailmix.com/kimble.mp3 this is kinda funny. well, the first part, and the last part. the middle is kind of a waste. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
