Ryam BaCo Posted November 7, 2004 a membership to this bush-club would come into conflict with my support and adoration for kawauki. we're much cooler, because we do not only discriminate gay people, we discriminate everybody. there are so much cool (countless) advantages. i'll list a few. because i'm that nice: apegodsect: prays to kawauki, big apegod yufster's bush-thingy: prays to george (a holy ape or george? hmmm...easy one...) apegodsect: sacrifices virgins + bananas yufster's bush-thingy: sacrifices the free will (now what is cooler? free will our virgins and bananas? huh?) apegodsect: you work hard for the enlightenment on a special planet, far, far away yufster's bush-thingy: no sense in your life at all (and that's not good for you. no.) apegodsect: there's a nwn-module available yufster's bush-thingy: no nwn-module apegodsect: won the internetr@@b-award of a very popular tv-show yufster's bush-thingy: won the elections in the us (i'm pretty sure that you won't receive a gemmy award for such an useless victory) apegodsect: cool yufster's bush-thingy: crap apegodsect: we do have our own bible yufster's bush-thingy: their bible is called constitution (not nearly as popular as our bible!) apegodsect: kawauki will punish you with coconuts if you don't join us!!! yufster's bush-thingy: if you don't join: war! war! terrorism! al kaida!... (but no coconuts!!!) the short conclusion: advantages of the apegodsect: infinite! advantages of yufster's bush-thingy: 0 interested? of course you are. click here: http://www.affengottsekte.at.tf/ oh. wait. it's in german. but google will "translate" it for you. just for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted November 7, 2004 The random ramblings of Ryam BaCo have never made any sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 7, 2004 yufster's bush-thingy: sacrifices the free will (now what is cooler? free will our virgins and bananas? huh?) So many implications, so many innuendos. Man, you are gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted November 7, 2004 I don't like Bush. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 7, 2004 You should try San Francisco then. They're all anti-Bush over there... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted November 7, 2004 Much of the Bay Area in general, really. The Green Party way outvoted the GOP in my county. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 7, 2004 Sooo Chris... I'd say you're about as anti-Bush as they get, huh? You're probably so far over the other side that you've forgotten what Bush even looks like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted November 7, 2004 Sooo Chris... I'd say you're about as anti-Bush as they get, huh? You're probably so far over the other side that you've forgotten what Bush even looks like. The man has enough of it on his head. --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 7, 2004 I... because, you know... I... because, Bush... I mean, I bet you wouldn't even touch Bush with a barge pole or... or any other type of pole, either, I suppose... Uh... I mean to say, Dick Cheney for instance... Good old Dick would probably be more your kind of... I mean, not his.... per se... uh... I realize that he's with Bush... that's because they're pro-bush, the pair of them... ...Man, uh... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted November 7, 2004 I... because, you know... I... because, Bush... I mean, I bet you wouldn't even touch Bush with a barge pole or... or any other type of... because...Uh... I mean to say, Dick Cheney for instance... Good old Dick would probably be more your kind of... I mean, not his.... per se... uh... Man... uh... --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted November 8, 2004 I... because, you know... I... because, Bush... I mean, I bet you wouldn't even touch Bush with a barge pole or... or any other type of pole, either, I suppose...Uh... I mean to say, Dick Cheney for instance... Good old Dick would probably be more your kind of... I mean, not his.... per se... uh... I realize that he's with Bush... that's because they're pro-bush, the pair of them... ...Man, uh... Don't forget Colon Colin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted November 8, 2004 Question. Does this make people feel dumb? When the Republicans openly admit their twisted campaign strategy and dishonest tactics? Does it make the people that voted for Bush feel really, really dumb? Or don't they care? In other news: Chris just became lame. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted November 8, 2004 51% of America are clinically retarded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted November 8, 2004 I'd like to share the most remarkable dream I had this weekend. I was sitting in a car on a holiday trip to England (disregarding the fact that there's a span of water between the Netherlands and the UK), and accompanying me on the back seat were two girls, both of whom were very cute. Then I suddenly recognised them as being the Bush daughters. I began to flirt with one of them and that sure was a fun thing. Then it appeared that daddy Bush himself was in the car too, and he was just the most pleasant, homely fellow ever. He really seemed to me like a good father and a swell guy in my dream, in that car there. Stupid thing being that when I woke up, I couldn't shake the feeling anymore that Bush is actually a pretty nice guy. In fact, even now my feelings are tainted by that dream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted November 8, 2004 Tim wants you to buy three copies of Psychonauts, because you included Manny and the poem in your comic strip. Otherwise he won't forgive you. I asked him, you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted November 8, 2004 Done. But why would Tim be upset that I'm helping turn Grim into a pop culture legend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted November 8, 2004 P.S. He said I should buy three copies, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
manny_c44 Posted November 8, 2004 I'd like to share the most remarkable dream I had this weekend.I was sitting in a car on a holiday trip to England (disregarding the fact that there's a span of water between the Netherlands and the UK), and accompanying me on the back seat were two girls, both of whom were very cute. Then I suddenly recognised them as being the Bush daughters. I began to flirt with one of them and that sure was a fun thing. Then it appeared that daddy Bush himself was in the car too, and he was just the most pleasant, homely fellow ever. He really seemed to me like a good father and a swell guy in my dream, in that car there. Stupid thing being that when I woke up, I couldn't shake the feeling anymore that Bush is actually a pretty nice guy. In fact, even now my feelings are tainted by that dream. Really though, how could anyone bang one of them when they look so much like Bush. It would be absolutely disgusting in my opinon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shbazjinkens Posted November 10, 2004 Bush f**ked us up the ass, the least I could do is f**k one or two of his daughters. I'd do it for America. 49% of America. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted November 10, 2004 I'd like to share the most remarkable dream I had this weekend. I think you were the victim of a propaganda dream. Check your room for bugs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted November 10, 2004 I'm scared. I have to say though that it could very well be that he's a very friendly and nice man in reality. Think of all the outrage the German movie Der Untergang created, where people were angry that the movie supposedly made Hitler look "too human". Really? I mean; you're serious about this? Let me fill you in on a li'l secret: he WAS a human you bunch of Nerfherders! Come on, we're all reasonable people, right? And unlike Bush, we understand that not everything is either black or white. Hitler might have been great with children, and Bush will also have his good sides. I'm not comparing the two, for those of you who are eager to misread my words. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
