Tanukitsune Posted October 12, 2004 VS COOKIE..... VS..... PIE! :9~ Discuss! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted October 12, 2004 I vote cookies. I like pie, but cookies are my everyday treats. Couldn't do without 'em. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ysbreker Posted October 12, 2004 traitor! the pai will conquer all! Obey the pai! The pai commands you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted October 12, 2004 Don't make me choose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted October 12, 2004 OMG, pies are, like leading here, unlike at ag. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted October 12, 2004 They cure cancer! Nuff said... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted October 12, 2004 Pie is more consistent. Too often cookies are overbaked and crunchy. ARghghghgh. If there's anything I hate it's cookies with crunchy edges. aRGHGHGH. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted October 12, 2004 Pie is more consistent. Too often cookies are overbaked and crunchy. ARghghghgh. If there's anything I hate it's cookies with crunchy edges. aRGHGHGH. I'm going to save this information and use it as a weapon, one day. P.S. Pie. I don't know, but you Americans seem to be pretty big in to your cookies. They're not special. They're just not. But pie is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted October 12, 2004 Cookie kicks pies butt in variety! Just compare a list of pie recipes with a cookie recipe list! Only rookies don't like cookies! Pies are filled with lies! Eeerr.... Baby Jesus likes cookies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted October 12, 2004 Yeah, so does the "Virgin" Mary. That should tell you all you need to know about Cookies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted October 12, 2004 Pies are sloshy shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted October 12, 2004 Yufster you cookie-slanderer! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b0b Posted October 12, 2004 Cookies are one-dimensional snackfood. The only original thing you can really do with them is put marijuana in them, which is nice, but generally they're pretty samey. Pie on the other hand, offers the pie-eater a massive breadth and depth of possible pie choice. The sweet apple pie laced with cinnamon, or the hearty Steak and Kidney with its rich gravy, both are much beloved in the UK. In Australia, apparently pie is a late night snack of choice, and is served "inverted in a sea of green pea soup, covered in ketchup". Can you do that with a cookie? I think not. PIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted October 12, 2004 In Australia, apparently pie is a late night snack of choice, and is served "inverted in a sea of green pea soup, covered in ketchup". Can you do that with a cookie? I think not. You don't need to do that with a cookie. Cookies are edible and they taste good. Pies are apparently SO disgusting that they have to be served "inverted in a sea of green pea soup, covered in ketchup" to make the horrible taste go away, just enough so that you won't throw up INSTANTLY. Just so you know, Baby Jesus HATES cookies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tanukitsune Posted October 12, 2004 Cookies are one-dimensional snackfood. The only original thing you can really do with them is put marijuana in them, which is nice, but generally they're pretty samey.Pie on the other hand, offers the pie-eater a massive breadth and depth of possible pie choice. The sweet apple pie laced with cinnamon, or the hearty Steak and Kidney with its rich gravy, both are much beloved in the UK. In Australia, apparently pie is a late night snack of choice, and is served "inverted in a sea of green pea soup, covered in ketchup". Can you do that with a cookie? I think not. PIE! Eeeew! I think you're making us like pie less... Utterly gross! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted October 12, 2004 This is a conspiracy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shbazjinkens Posted October 13, 2004 Pie is more consistent. Too often cookies are overbaked and crunchy. ARghghghgh. If there's anything I hate it's cookies with crunchy edges. aRGHGHGH. Agreed.. but I bake my own, so cookies rule. You can also buy soft chips deluxe cookies at most grocery stores (specially marked - the others are hard as a sidewalk). Hint: if you microwave them with a drop of water they soften up like they just came out of the oven. I'm like Martha Stewart, except uncaged! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kolzig Posted October 13, 2004 Teh cookies are teh winnerz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted October 13, 2004 Pie man ffs! what's better than a steak pie with loads of gravy, followed by a cherrie pie with cream?.. *drools* Lush Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted October 13, 2004 what's better than a steak pie with loads of gravy, followed by a cherrie pie with cream?.. A cookie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b0b Posted October 13, 2004 I think there's definitely some close-minded pro-cookie pie-bashing going on in here.. You guys need to open your minds a little. Steak and Ale. Steak and Kidney. Chicken Mushroom. Apple. Cherry! Pie is in fact a "real" food, capable of forming the delicious and nutritious cornerstone of a balanced diet. Pie is also a status symbol, for example, the rich(er) and powerful(er) are frequently referred to as "Pie-eaters". We also have pie charts. Do you have "cookie-eaters"? or "cookie charts"? No! hah! Finally, Pies have throughout history been a vehicle for both comedic amusement, and political protest! Wouldn't have had quite the same effect had someone thrown a cookie in Bill Gates face, would it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
