Wormsie Posted September 11, 2004 Gabblegabblegabble. Say it like you really mean it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jokemaster Posted September 11, 2004 I love... .... who else is there...? I love... puppies and kittens and baby seals in general. What about me?! It isn't fair, I want my share. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted September 11, 2004 Say it like you really mean it I will be nice from now on. And you'll be so sorry, because when I am nice, you will realize that without my bad attitude I am not even nearly and interesting person. I'll fade into obscurity, crying like a little schoolgirl that just watched wild coyotes rip her favourite pet kitten from limb to limb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted September 11, 2004 Nice try, Yuf Yuf, but your chat sessions with me prove that you could still be a sweet and sexy whoah-man without your crocodile veneer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryam BaCo Posted September 11, 2004 something told me that yesterday was chris's birthday. and, dear chris, just because your name is so ultra-awesome i wish you a happy un-birthday! here's my un-birthday present for you - an un-birthday quote from through the looking glass: `They gave it me,' Humpty Dumpty continued thoughtfully, as he crossed one knee over the other and clasped his hands round it, `they gave it me -- for an un-birthday present.' `I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air. `I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty. `I mean, what is and un-birthday present?' `A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course.' Alice considered a little. `I like birthday presents best,' she said at last. `You don't know what you're talking about!' cried Humpty Dumpty. `How many days are there in a year?' `Three hundred and sixty-five,' said Alice. `And how many birthdays have you?' `One.' `And if you take one from three hundred and sixty-five, what remains?' `Three hundred and sixty-four, of course.' Humpty Dumpty looked doubtful. `I'd rather see that done on paper,' he said. Alice couldn't help smiling as she took out her memorandum- book, and worked the sum for him: 365 1 ___ 364 ___ Humpty Dumpty took the book, and looked at it carefully. `That seems to be done right -- ' he began. `You're holding it upside down!' Alice interrupted. `To be sure I was!' Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. `I thought it looked a little queer. As I was saying, that seems to be done right -- though I haven't time to look it over thoroughly just now -- and that shows that there are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents -- ' `Certainly,' said Alice. awesome, huh? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted September 11, 2004 something told me that yesterday was chris's birthday.and, dear chris, just because your name is so ultra-awesome i wish you a happy un-birthday! The thing is, I tend to judge names not based on how they sound, but on the people I know with that name. Believe it or not, I do not know one single Chris outside of the Land of Internetness. There are three main Chris's that I know... Christ and Chris and Chris. It's a little hard to judge whether I like the name Chris or not, because one of them annoys the hell out of me, whereas the other one is pretty sound, and the other one is just a nuisance. So the name 'Chris' conjures up all sorts of good and bad images. It depends on which one I'm talking to, what I think of the name at the time. Did that make sense? I'm not allowed to say which is which because I'm not allowed to be un-nice for the rest of eternity because of DEADWORM. Nice try, Yuf Yuf, but your chat sessions with me prove that you could still be a sweet and sexy whoah-man without your crocodile veneer. Shhh!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindset Posted September 12, 2004 How about NEVER!? feisty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erkki Posted September 12, 2004 Happy Birthday, Chris! (only two days late...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AGA Posted September 12, 2004 I find it hard to believe Remo is only 20. That's like only a year older than me, I thought he was much older. Curse me and my eternally looking 13. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Posted September 12, 2004 In reality, I'm 53, but I'm in denial about my age (this post was very difficult for me) and have made a practice of lying to forums when I sign up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted September 12, 2004 I find it hard to believe Remo is only 20. That's like only a year older than me, I thought he was much older. Curse me and my eternally looking 13. Oh, don't worry. I'm almost 24 and I still look like 13 too. Except for my hair, which looks like the San Fransisco Bay Area. Yeah, it's truly funny having a baby face while almost going bald. I don't know why I'm always discussing my hair in Chris' birthday threads. (See AG forums) --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted September 12, 2004 I don't know why I'm always discussing my hair in Chris' birthday threads. What hair? [runs] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted September 12, 2004 What hair?[runs] :\ --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted September 12, 2004 It's because Chris has so much hair, I guess it subconciously makes you realize that you would very much like some. There's a guy at work that's only 20, and he's bald. His name is Harry and I cruelly call him Hairy. Sometimes you'll catch him looking longingly at these customers that come in with lots of healthy, thick, dark hair. Yesterday, I changed his name on the Til System so that all his receipts went with 'Served by HAIRY' on them, instead of 'Served by Harry'. He only noticed at the end of the day, and since he has no sense of humour he's no longer speaking to me. But he's a fucking idiot anyway. You know what they say about hair and brains. I think that's true for Harry. I thought it was funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted September 12, 2004 Hey, don't you worry. Shave it all off, you can't possibly look all that bad. Also, it'd be a great boon as the girls will love to run their womanly hands over your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted September 12, 2004 It's just like making out with a warm japanese watermelon!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Br Posted September 12, 2004 He only noticed at the end of the day, and since he has no sense of humour he's no longer speaking to me.But he's a fucking idiot anyway. You know what they say about hair and brains. I think that's true for Harry. Does that mean your humour requires a certain level of intellect? It's all starting to make sense now... But I do like that 'Hairy on the receipt joke', though. Probably because I'm not bald (yet). --Erwin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted September 12, 2004 It's because Chris has so much hair, I guess it subconciously makes you realize that you would very much like some. Um, not if I end up looking like Chris. You know what they say about hair and brains No, I don't. Go on, tell me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted September 12, 2004 Um, not if I end up looking like Chris. No, I don't. Go on, tell me. What's wrong with looking like Chris? And they said behind a good thick head of hair lies a good thick brain. I mean, behind a good head of hair lies a good brain. Or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted September 13, 2004 Well, when I used to have hair it was so thick it was bulletproof. But I shave it all off and now my good brain shows. ...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted September 13, 2004 I don't know if C would look quite the same bald. I think his hair might be a defining feature. I don't know. What do you think? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted September 13, 2004 What's wrong with looking like Chris? http://www.idlethumbs.net/images/showimage.php?id=120 And they said behind a good thick head of hair lies a good thick brain. I mean, behind a good head of hair lies a good brain. Or something. They also say that external beauty comes from drinking the blood of virgins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted September 13, 2004 http://www.idlethumbs.net/images/showimage.php?id=120They also say that external beauty comes from drinking the blood of virgins. Firstly, that's a fucking brilliant picture. Secondly, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
