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Important update on Hitler's testicle.

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((((:hitler:))))

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

That's 'bugger' I assume.

How 'bugger' is in any way required to be starred out i don't know... fuck you the sun.

anyways yeah Hitler news!

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I was always taught:

(to whatever that song they whistle in Bridge on the River Kwai is called)

Hitler

has only got one ball

Musso

has two but they are small

Himmler

Has something similar

and Dr Goebbels

has no balls

at all

Of course, Musso is short for Mussolini. Don't know what he's doing in that song when many other Germans would have fit, but go with what works, I guess.

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Finally! I've got scientific ground for my phobia of one-testicle-ed people.

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I was always taught:

Hitler

has only got one ball

Musso

has two but they are small

Himmler

Has something similar

and Dr Goebbels

has no balls

at all

i beleive Himmler has three very similar.

i wonder if there are any grounds for these other accusations

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i beleive Himmler has three very similar.

i wonder if there are any grounds for these other accusations

Wasn't Hitler's other testicle supposed to be in the Albert Hall ?

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