Spaff Posted November 19, 2008 (((()))) http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball. War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down. The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death. The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song. The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’ That's 'bugger' I assume.How 'bugger' is in any way required to be starred out i don't know... fuck you the sun. anyways yeah Hitler news! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmuerte Posted November 19, 2008 Thank you for this very useful and informative piece of data. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miffy495 Posted November 19, 2008 I was always taught: (to whatever that song they whistle in Bridge on the River Kwai is called)Hitler has only got one ball Musso has two but they are small Himmler Has something similar and Dr Goebbels has no balls at all Of course, Musso is short for Mussolini. Don't know what he's doing in that song when many other Germans would have fit, but go with what works, I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted November 19, 2008 Thank you. I can finally sleep again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThunderPeel2001 Posted November 19, 2008 This can't be real... Lol! I wish it was. It's hilarious, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vimes Posted November 19, 2008 Finally! I've got scientific ground for my phobia of one-testicle-ed people. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Marek Posted November 19, 2008 If you have only one ball... you could be a nazi. So check yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaff Posted November 19, 2008 I was always taught:Hitler has only got one ball Musso has two but they are small Himmler Has something similar and Dr Goebbels has no balls at all i beleive Himmler has three very similar. i wonder if there are any grounds for these other accusations Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brkl Posted November 19, 2008 Stalin told me it's true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vimes Posted November 19, 2008 i beleive Himmler has three very similar.i wonder if there are any grounds for these other accusations Wasn't Hitler's other testicle supposed to be in the Albert Hall ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ysbreker Posted November 20, 2008 If you have only one ball... you could be a nazi. So check yourself. ~ ch-ch-ch-check yo self before you wreck yo self! ~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQbhlf5fjjI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites