Salka Posted December 10, 2007 I'm in the fucking bath and I'm not getting out just to answer the door to you, you pikey cunt Dan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Roderick Posted December 10, 2007 I think this forum's apex has been reached. We might as well call it quits now; there's no topping this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nappi Posted December 10, 2007 You really shouldn't use the Internet when in bath. You might drop it and get electrocuted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 10, 2007 I nearly froze my tits off thanks to you and your ridiculous bathing regimen. I had no idea it was spring already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted December 10, 2007 why did u wait so long? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 10, 2007 I didn't, she is exaggerating. I only stayed as long as I did because the lights were on and there was perhaps sex going on, which is always fun to interrupt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 10, 2007 Yes you did. No I'm not. How many times did you ring the doorbell Dan? Why is it fun to interrupt sex? Is that why you never phone before you come over, because you hope you'll interrupt sex? I'm actually never letting you into my house again just because of that comment. Go to Ginger's house instead, that way you won't just interrupt sex but you'll get to engage in some with Ginger. I can't believe you thought there was a chance that Spaff and I might be having sex, so you stayed longer and rang the doorbell more times. You really are a cunt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 10, 2007 Ahahahah, you're such an easy mark. I can't phone ahead, because my phone is in your house (and out of credit). That and my door keys are the real reason I was so persistent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coldkill Posted December 10, 2007 Oh god. The laughs I experience while reading these boards. Please keep it up. Also on another note, interrupting sex is never a good thing. It can confuse and infuriate the participants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 10, 2007 Ahahahah, you're such an easy mark.I can't phone ahead, because my phone is in your house (and out of credit). That and my door keys are the real reason I was so persistent. Don't lie Dan, you never phone ahead, even when your phone is not at my house. I didn't even know you had a phone. In fact, doesn't the phone you left over here belong to Spaff's mum? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted December 10, 2007 hahahaha, interrupting sex can be good, if I interrupt while in my sexy thong it means a good time all round. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 10, 2007 Interrupt Dan then, please. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thrik Posted December 11, 2007 Interrupting sex is one thing, but interrupting a bath? Now there's a line someone shouldn't have crossed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nachimir Posted December 11, 2007 Is this a general dirty laundry thread or a special one just for Rusalka and Dan? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted December 11, 2007 I can't believe you thought there was a chance that Spaff and I might be having sex,.. LOL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wormsie Posted December 11, 2007 Ooh, the sex-thong thread! :innocent: :chaste: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginger Posted December 12, 2007 don't treat the carrot like that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scrobbs Posted December 12, 2007 So haw many of you people on here know each other well then? Was it started for that reason? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 12, 2007 It wasn't started for that reason, but there are a bunch of us who know each other in real life. Also most of the article authors and assorted staff/ex-staff have met up at some point since the site started. In other news, I called on Yufster again yesterday, trying to get my stuff back. She answered the door wearing a towel, although since it took her a while I reckon she changed into it especially as some kind of joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toblix Posted December 12, 2007 She answered the door wearing a towel, although since it took her a while I reckon she changed into it especially as some kind of joke.Pics or it didn't happen! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanJW Posted December 12, 2007 Sorry, I have no pr0of. She might corroborate it herself though if she's feeling truthful. The most amazing part was when she let the towel fall to the floor. Turns out she's not even human. There were tentacles everywhere. Oh gods the HORROR!* *Not actually true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salka Posted December 12, 2007 That's not what happened Dan. What happened was that I returned to the shower, then was getting dressed in my room and, as you were coming up the stairs you yelled "Are you decent?" to which I replied "No". Despite this, you came into the room anyway and I was glad that I had wrapped the towel around myself again anyway just in case you decided to be a perv - which you did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites