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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/dmstandard/article.html?in_article_id=407009&in_page_id=1766

And then the reader comment is just too good.

UPDATE: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=406981&in_page_id=1773&ico=Homepage&icl=TabModule&icc=picbox&ct=5

The party was apparently attended by many gusts.

MORE AS THE STORY DEVELOPS!

UPDATE 2:

[11:48] Spaff: it is disgusting.

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I want to kill myself.

Alternatively, setting the entirety of the Daily Mail on fire would suffice - starting with their pubes.

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Exactly what happened here? Church got swept up by wind and then... cursed in her tv-show? That's what I got out of it.

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I heard the movie with Nicolas Cage as Charlotte Church is already in production.

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CURSE THAT DAMNED BRITISH WIND.

It's all Linka's fault, surely.

Are you suggesting that Charlotte Church has been looting and / or polluting?

either that or we are secretly at war with russia.

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:eek: the humanity !!!

ps, wtf is Charlotte Church?

She is a Welsh singer, who became famous while still a minor for singing classical soprano peices. Having come of age and being given full access to her fortune she has set about trying to be a popstar and general tabloid fodder.

I still fail to see why Yufster posted these. Slow work day Yuf?

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I posted them because they're fucking funny you piece of shit.

And yes it has been a slow work day. And night. And next morning. All moulded into one long, hard work shift. I am tired, we have run out of red bull in the kitchen, my eyes hurt, my head aches.

Slowly, I'm dying ;(

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There was a story about the number of cones in a spruce hedge in the local newspaper a couple of years ago. If I remember correctly there were seven, seven cones.

I was shocked.

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