Alcohol found in space.

[Salka]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200604/s1607840.htm

So that's why the Russian space missions failed.

Or some other punchline.

Perhaps it's an April Fools joke.

650 billion kilometres is a lot of alcohol...

[n0wak]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200604/s1607840.htm

So that's why the Russian space missions failed.

Or some other punchline.

If there was a shit-ton of alcohol in space, I think that would have been reason enough for the Russian space program to succeed immensely.

[Oath]

So we're living in a macro-brewery?

[brkl]

Methanol is lethal, though.

[Nappi]

You can always bottle it and sell it to someone who doesn't know.

[miffy495]

If I could vote comments up, I would do so for that one.

Umm, the Big Ferment? General drunkativity? The second law of beerodynamics? Occam's Shotglass?

...Schrodinger's Keg?

Fuck it...

[elmuerte]

It was Homer Simpsons's fault. When he was a astronaut he smuggled a beer keg into the shuttle.

[n0wak]

Umm, the Big Ferment? General drunkativity? The second law of beerodynamics? Occam's Shotglass?

You forgot the 100 Proof of Relativity. It's bound to get you relatively drunk.

[Nick]

You can always bottle it and sell it to someone who doesn't know.

The same could be said for almost anything though.

[Erik]

It was Homer Simpsons's fault. When he was a astronaut he smuggled a beer keg into the shuttle.

No, he did not. It was a bag of potato chips he sneaked on board.

[Nappi]

The same could be said for almost anything though.

True. But you wouldn't have to lie when someone asks you if that's really alcohol.

[brkl]

It *is* really alcohol.

[elmuerte]

No, he did not. It was a bag of potato chips he sneaked on board.

Chips without beer. I highly doubt it. He simply misplaced the beer keg, and now they found it

[netmonkey]

WOO! PARTY IN SPACE!