Lechimp Posted May 8, 2005 http://www.5shock.com/ran/scary.html the singing alien scares me and I'm glad they let us know they're racist by giving names to their puppets like "Chip the black boy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OftenK Posted May 8, 2005 What the fuck is that!? Kill it with fire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted May 8, 2005 The Yoda puppet is making wanking motions all the while it sings praise to god... Holy shit, this is better than Monkeydang's games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dingo Chavez Posted May 8, 2005 The second alien song blew me away. Don't worry they'll get what's coming to them in hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted May 8, 2005 What the fuck is that!? Kill it with fire! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted May 8, 2005 What the fruit... Oooooh, Mormons. It all makes sense now. The space stuff gave it away. Them's some freaky bastards, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick Posted May 8, 2005 Edit: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lailoken Posted May 8, 2005 what I don't get is the whole thing where the actual existence of aliens would be a problem for a christian religion... but nvm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trithemius Posted May 9, 2005 what I don't get is the whole thing where the actual existence of aliens would be a problem for a christian religion... but nvm Doesn't the existence of... basically everything cause a problem for Christian religion; I mean, shouldn't we have had the Rapture by now according to the Patristics? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHoatzin Posted May 9, 2005 Doesn't the existence of... basically everything cause a problem for Christian religion; I mean, shouldn't we have had the Rapture by now according to the Patristics?Jesus should have returned within the lifetime of all the people living when he was crucified. The problem of the 2000 year old people was solved through the wandering Jew (he's still alive so Jesus will be coming any moment now) and a (possibly heretic?) belief that it is still year 54 AD or something and that the devil has made it seem like more time has passed so as to shatter our faith. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intrepid Homoludens Posted May 9, 2005 Wow. Where do I send the money? Do I get a special prize for actually watching it all the way through? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DustCropper Posted May 9, 2005 These religious shows are hilarious. When I visit my grandparents in Texas, I like to watch these shows on TV, because they are so bad they're funny. I remember there was this one guy who wanted people to send money to him and his church so that they could expand whatever version of Christianity they follow. They had a clip of them opening a radio station in Russia which was so obviously not filmed in Russia and was so obviously fake. But this stuff takes the cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted May 9, 2005 whatever version of Christianity I'm sure there's something deep and profound in there. But the Farting Preacher is the best. It's impossible for me to actually watch the guy's shows. Hilarity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lechimp Posted May 9, 2005 His belt seems to be made of those blocks with faces that fall on you in Mario 3. or a belt of dynamite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky Posted May 10, 2005 worse show Barney or tele-tubbies Anyone remeber lamb chopps I loved lamb chopps! (Lamb chopps for dinner!?...dang!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrChlorophyll Posted May 10, 2005 Lamp Chop's Play Along kicked ass! They sang the song that never ends during the credits. A tune that haunts me to this day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trithemius Posted May 10, 2005 Jesus should have returned within the lifetime of all the people living when he was crucified. The problem of the 2000 year old people was solved through the wandering Jew (he's still alive so Jesus will be coming any moment now) and a (possibly heretic?) belief that it is still year 54 AD or something and that the devil has made it seem like more time has passed so as to shatter our faith. Yay, Cognitive Dissonance!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
